Jamie: Nice to meet you, Grandma Rachel.
Rachel: I remember when you were a rumor in third period.
Quinn: The first time I looked in a lens I realized I could see magical things in unexpected places and I want the kids to feel that. Kinda dorky.
Brooke: I’m fluent in boy and I’m pretty sure “what’s the rush” doesn’t mean “let’s have a baby now!”
Rachel: (to Nathan) I used to want you to be my daddy, and now I’m your mommy.
Haley: (about Dan) He is the healthiest looking dying man I’ve ever seen.
Nathan: I guess evil does a body good.
Dan: Whiskey. Straight up.
Grubbs: I would’ve guessed blood.
Nathan: There’s never gonna be a golden ticket back into my life. I’ll tolerate you for Jamie, but you’re dead to me. The moment Keith died, you died.