Episode Quotes
(Sheryl Crow walks into the cafe)
Haley: Sorry we’re --
Sheryl: I was hoping to get a cup of coffee.
Haley: Open! We are so open. Cup of, cup, uh, cu -- cup of coffee, yeah. We can, uh, we can do that for you. Sheryl Crow. I’m a huge fan. You have no idea how much it killed me to miss your concert tonight. We, we waited online and everything and then the stupid ebay snipers just --
Nathan: Haley. Let it go.
Haley: Right.
Tim: Hey gimp. Coach wants to see you at practice, pronto.
Lucas: Why?
Tim: What am I, a psychic?
Peyton: Actually we’re trying to track somebody down. He’s tall, blondish, kind of a loner --
Brooke: -- cheats on his girlfriend with skinny blonde bitches.
(Karen, Lucas and Haley are eating dinner at the cafe)
Karen: I can’t remember the last time the three of us did this.
Haley: Yea, it’s just like old times. Minus one spleen. (Lucas gives her a look) Oh, come on. It’s a joke. Tragedy plus time. Ha ha. Alright, too soon.
Nicki: Give me something’s that bad and I’ll tell you how it might be good.
Lucas: Okay. A bus load of kids crashes.
Nicki: The kids go to heaven. There’s less pollution from the bus.
Peyton: Boy dates girl, girl doesn’t know what she wants, boy starts dating girl’s best friend, girl ruins everything.
Karen: All right, let’s try something else. How was school?
Lucas: Well, let’s see. Brooke hates me and Peyton won’t talk to me.
Haley: See, it's like old times.
Episode Goofs
When Nathan speeds away in the Mustang after Dan gives it to him, his bookbag is lying on the driveway of the beach house. However, when Nathan arrives at school, he has the bookbag with him.
When Peyton and Brooke are at the bar, Peyton's mug of beer goes from being empty to being full between shots.
Cultural References
Episode Title: The First Cut is the Deepest
"The First Cut is the Deepest" is a song by Sheryl Crow.
Haley: We got sniped!
"Sniped" is a term in auctioning when someone bids in the last few seconds so they can get the item and outbid the others.