Episode Quotes
Tim: I'd want a boyfriend who's not afraid to put his hand up my shirt.
Lucas: And hopefully someday you'll find him.
Nathan: I want you.
Haley: God I love you. (they kiss) How was the stripper?
Nathan: Pretty good ... at NBA Live. Other than that I had no interest in her. I actually had to ask her to leave. How was your shower?
Haley: It was educational
Nathan: Oh yeah? What did you learn?
Haley: What I already knew -- you are the one that I want.
Nathan: Yeah, me too.
(Haley heads towards the bathroom)
Nathan: Hey! Where are you going?
Haley: You know how I said tonight was educational? Well honey, you're going to love the homework!
Haley: All right. I'm off. All the important numbers are by the phone -- police, fire ... pimps.
Nathan: Thanks for worrying about us.
Haley: I'm not worried about you. Have your fun. Just remember, you're married now.
Brooke: See! Fun!
(Brooke yanks Nathan's towel off)
Peyton: Yes, but it's more fun when you haven't seen it.
Episode Goofs
When the guys start arriving for the bachelor party it's light outside, but a few scenes later when more of the guys arrive, it's dark outside when the door is opened.
Episode References
Lucas: (to Tim) I just hope the stripper isn't a guy. I remember the last time you were on stripper duty.
In "
Spirit in the Night", Tim gets the basketball team into a strip club, but the night they go on happened to be ladies' night and the club was full of male strippers.
Haley: The last time I drank I threw up in Dan's lap.
In "
The Living Years", Haley skips school and drinks with Nathan on the beach. After Dan catches them drinking, Haley throws up in his lap while riding in Dan's car.