Antwon Tanner (Skills) and Barbara Alyn Woods (Deb) do not appear in this episode.

Nathan: What happened to walking away?
Haley: I know, but you didn't see her! She was such a bitch!
Nathan: Sounds like you made that pretty clear.
Haley: Jamie's been through so much lately. The last thing he needs is some bully picking on him.
Nathan: He'll be fine. He's a tough kid. But you know what? I'll take care of it. In the mean time, just try not to kill anybody. Okay, slugger?
Haley: What are you gonna do?
Nathan: I'm gonna call his mom a bitch and then push her! Oh that's right, you already did that, didn't you? Look I don't know what I'm gonna do, okay, but we'll take care of it. I'll think of something.
Haley: I'm sorry.
Nathan: Aww, are you kidding me? My girl is a badass. That's hot.

Chuck: Do you want to play kickball? You can be on my team.
Jamie: Whoa, Chuck, slow your roll. Maybe another time.
Chuck: Why aren't you wearing your cape?
Jamie: Well, some people lead, and some people follow.

Nathan: You know what? I'll... I'll take care of it, and in the mean time try not to kill anybody. Okay, slugger?
Haley: What are you gonna do?
Nathan: I'm gonna call his mom a bitch and then push her. Oh, that's right. You already did that, didn't you?

Mouth: Did I mention? I have a girlfriend.
Gigi: Cool. I did too. Sometimes.

Jamie: I hate school.
Dan: School was never my strong suit either. It's good we're both handsome.

Peyton: Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm gonna take my Cure albums where they'll be appreciated.
Lucas: Like the trash?
Peyton: You see, we're totally different. Just like the article says.
Lucas: (to the B.Davis magazine) Thanks a lot, Brooke!

(Brooke answers the door; it's Owen and Sam)
Brooke: I don't remember ordering bad Italian.

When Owen arrives at Brooke's house to bring Sam home, Brooke ties her robe on twice.

Episode Title: Messin’ With The Kid

"Messin’ With The Kid" is the title of a song by several artists including Stevie Ray Vaughn, Rory Gallagher, and Junior Wells.