Daya: That smells nasty. What's it made of?
Gloria: You don't want to know.
Pornstache: Listen up turd-bags. We're going to let you have your little going away party, but do not make out lives more difficult afterwards by hanging yourself. With a sheet, or a tampon string, or whatever the f--k you like to get all arts-and-craftsy with. No Thanksgiving suicides! Chapman! What are we not to do on this day of thanks?
Piper: Commit suicide?
Taystee: I'm scared.
Poussey: Nothing out there gonna be scarier than this shit.
Taystee: Shit, I've been in institutions my whole life. I was a ward of the state till I was sixteen, then juvy. I got no skills.
Miss Claudette: Well now you're just lying. You've worked in that law library for two years. You know more than my public defender.
Taystee: Yeah, but out there you need real school for that stuff. No one's going to take me seriously.
Miss Claudette: You're a smart girl. You like to play the clown, but you've got a lot to offer this world. This is not a life, Taystee.
Sophia: Crystal is in love with her pastor.
Sister Ingalls: I'm not surprised. A lot of women lust after their pastors, it's very common. Pastors can do that, Priests have to learn to bounce their eyes.
Sophia: Uh, what's that?
Sister Ingalls: They never stay focused on a member of the opposite sex for too long. That's how I watch every Russell Crowe movie.
When Piper and Alex are hanging up Taystee's going away banner, it changes from being pulled tight to sagging several times between shots.
When Healy wishes Piper a Happy Thanksgiving while she is in the SHU you can very faintly see in the reflection on the glass that she has her back turned to him. However, when the camera angle changes, Piper is facing the glass.
When Alex gets out of the shower the lenses on her glasses are cracked. She tapes the glasses together. However, later in the episode, when Alex and Nicky talk in the cafeteria the tape on her glasses is neater and the lenses are crack free.
When Piper is at the salon getting her hair done, Sophia tells her that everything is going to be fine and that she is going to make her look like Heidi Klum.
is a German model and fashion designer.
X-Men: When one of the inmates tells Alex that Pennsatucky is a "defender of the unborn," Alex tells her that that sounds like the title of a bad 'X-Men' movie.
'X-Men' is the title of a comic book series from the Marvel Universe.
JonBenét Ramsey: When Alex sees Piper with her hair done, she tells her that she looks like JonBenét Ramsey.
JonBenét Ramsey was an American child beauty pageant queen who was murdered in 1996.
When Pornstache orders everyone out of the kitchen so that he can threaten Red he calls Norma "Silent Bob".
"Silent Bob" is a character from the 1994 film 'Clerks.,' played by Kevin Smith
Piper's brother tells Polly and her husband that their baby looks like Steve Buscemi.
is an American actor, writer and director.
Sister Ingalls tells Sophia that she has to avoid looking at Russell Crowe too long when she watches his movies.
is a New Zealand born actor, film producer and musician.