Red tries to sabotage the kitchen to get it back from Gloria, but her plan falls apart when someone get's hurt. Pennsatucky starts a game of emotional warfare against Piper for "disrespecting" her. The inmates start to prepare for the Christmas pageant.
Episode number: 1x13 Airdate: Thursday July 11th, 2013
In the chapel, Sophia and Sister Ingalls watch auditions for the Christmas pageant. The audtions are over-the-top, showing the cast of characters, lots of bad singing, rapping, inappropriate acts. Pennsatucky says she wants to be an angel...
Alex: Well, if it isn't the invisible woman. One intense talk about the future and you disappear on me. Not a shocker, but I had gotten my hopes up. Piper: I'm getting married. Alex: You've been "getting married" since before you got here. This is not news. Say what you really mean. Piper: I pick him. I pick Larry. Alex: Of course you do.
Pornstache: A man's greatest struggle in life is to find a woman who is sexy, but like still could be a mom. She's that, Benny. I feel like she could be the one. You know, I see myself buying sheets with her, taking trips to Mount Rushmore-- Bennett: That's great...
Red: So how was breakfast? Nicky: Spicy...and my potatoes were cold. Red: But it wasn't a disaster? Nicky: I heard that someone found a long black hair in her eggs, but it went unconfirmed.
Taystee: Heard you broke up with your girl. Piper: Wow, Twitter's got nothing on prison. Taystee: You feel bad? Piper: I feel like I did what I needed to do. Taystee: She mad? Piper: Yup. Taystee: Mad enough to leave a dead rat on your locker? Piper: ...what?
When Black Cindy is talking to Piper about the bible she stands behind her and points, agreeing with something that Taystee says. The camera angle changes, and Black Cindy's hand is making a completely different gesture.
Season 1, Episode 12: Pennsatucky swore to kill Piper at the end of 1x12 "Fool Me Once" after Piper disrespected her.
Season 1, Episode 12: Larry asked Piper to marry him right away at the end of 1x12 "Fool Me Once."
Season 1, Episode 11: Daya slept with Pornstache in 1x11 "Tall Men With Feelings" in an attempt to get him charged with rape, and to cover up her pregnancy.