Manmeet: Todd, what is this bachelorette party?
Todd: Well, before a woman gets married, she celebrates her last day of being single.
Manmeet: So how does she celebrate her last day of being single?
Todd: She goes out drinking with her friends. Sometimes they'll go to a club where a guy dances for them, and they can touch him.
Manmeet: Hey, how much does a man pay for this privilege?
Todd: Actually, the women pay the guy. They stuff money in his underwear.
Manmeet: Okay, where do I apply for such a job? I need details, Todd.

Charlie: This place doesn't make any sense. Who knows what offends people here? They don't kiss in public, but they invented the Kama Sutra. A woman can't show her legs in public, but they got an open-air fertility temple right down the street. It's got a statue of a big old dong.
Todd: Wait, is that the big rock thing with the flowers on the bottom of it? I got my picture taken with my arm around it.
Charlie: That's a dong, man.
Todd: Those kids told me to rub the top for good luck.
Charlie: You got off easy. They got me to kiss it.