Charlie: When I first started here some of my employees scammed me and got out of work by making up fake holidays.
Todd: Hell, they all sound fake to me.
Charlie: So I made up a cheat sheet with the real Indian holidays. Diwali, Durga Puja, Ganpati... I repeat, these are the real ones. Nope, there's no Vindaloo Day on here. Looks like you've been holi-duped.
Rajiv: Sir, you know how Americans play fast and loose with titles. Colonel Sanders. The Burger King. Lady Marmalade.
Todd: You can't lose out to a guy named... Harshit! That's just... Harshit!
Rajiv's Father: Yes?
Rajiv: I'd like you to meet my father. His name is also Harshit.
Charlie: What's that smell?
Rajiv: That is the fresh air only the rich can afford. They get first crack at the sea breezes.
Charlie: How do they get the breeze first? Aren't we farther away...
Rajiv: I was fudging a fact to make a political point. Please!