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Todd decides to reward his staffers for all of their hard work by taking them on a retreat which is an hour outside of Mumbai. However, when the train they are on breaks down, Todd is forced to conduct the team building exercises in the middle of the crowded train. When the staffers begin complaining, Todd devises a plan that will turn them all against him in order for them to bond as a group. Meanwhile, with Todd out of town, Tonya decides to help Charlie find a date.
Charlie: My platoon did some team building back in the army with this guy Terry. We'd hide his clothes, blast music at him all night long, chase him around with a fire hose.
Todd: Did that make Terry feel like part of the team?
Charlie: No, Terry's short for terrorist. It's better if you don't know their names.
Rajiv: This is an Indian train. Getting on is just the half of it. There are pickpockets and gropers and gropers-in-training being shown the ropes by more seasoned gropers.
Charlie: I'm on kind of a cold streak. Last time I got any action was when I spilled ice cream on my pants and a street dog just went at it. I'm ashamed to tell you, I didn't put up much of a fight.
Tonya: Dating is like hunting.
Charlie: I'm listening.
Tonya: Well, you wouldn't just charge into the woods blasting your gun everywhere, would you?
Charlie: No, the deer would run away.
Tonya: Exactly. It takes patience.
Charlie: And deer urine. I cover myself with deer urine to put 'em at ease.
Tonya: Okay. Well, dinner and a movie is the deer urine of dating.