Kamik: Hello, Mid America Novelties. How can I help you?
Rajiv: Hello, I'm an average American... Tall, blond, exceptional in almost every way, except for my knowledge of math and the basic sciences.
Todd: This is personal. Kamik was my find, and you stole him from me. You know what? As punishment, I am withholding sex.
Tonya: No, you're not.
Todd: No, I know I won't. But I won't try as hard... No. Yeah, I will.
Todd: What are you guys doing at Shirin's desk?
Gupta: We were dividing up her stuff.
Todd: It's only her second day out. She's probably just sick.
Madhuri: Oh, nobody misses two days of work, even if they're sick.
Rajiv: She quit, or she died. And if she showed up now, I'd fire her anyway.