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Penn & Teller: Bullshit! :: Alien Abductions (01x03)

Episode Information

Title:

Alien Abductions

Episode #:

01x03

Production Number:

103

Original Airdate:

Friday February 07th, 2003

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Episode Crew
Director:	Star Price
Writer:	Michael Goudeau Eric Small Emma Webster Jon Hotchkiss Penn Jillette John McLaughlin (1) Teller David Wechter

Episode Summary

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Penn and Teller expose alien abductions and show how the rise of these occurences have happened after science fiction stories started up in the 1930s. They show that these people use it for profit by selling books, T-shirts and badges, they expose it as nothing but a load of bullshit!

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Guest Stars

Guest Stars
•Anthony Ferrante	played	Himself
•Barbara Lamb	played	Herself
•David Icke	played	Himself
•Roger Leir	played	Himself
•Victoria Jack	played	Herself
•William Cone	played	Himself

Main Cast

•Teller	played	Himself
•Penn Jillette	played	Himself

Episode Quotes

Penn: Did the Aliens walk 700 million miles? Do they need orthotics?

Penn: Alien’s Suck! They are taking people, doing surgery and shit and then erasing their memories. Yet people are remembering stuff and finding unexplained scars!

Penn: Teller, uhm, we are talking about unexplained scars not unexplained cigars.

Penn: Ah yes, the famous alien probe. So versatile it works in any orifice no matter how it looks. Abductees love the probe!

Penn: If we had travelled 700 million light years you wouldn’t catch us at the Taj Mahal or a strip club, no sir. We would be hanging here!