Fusco: Did you just jack my phone?
Reese: It's a malware app. Little tip--someone offers you a great deal on any sort of male-enhancement pill, don't click on it.
Root: But you must see I'm on your side.
Finch: I'm not on any side.
Root: You know what I mean. I am the best friend, the best support, the best partner you will ever have. And definitely the most fun.
Reese: Carter, you can keep the rental. Guys are lending me a truck.
Carter: Why is there a crossbow on the bed?
Reese: Long story, but we're friends now.
Reese: Harold, meet Bear. Unfortunately, my apartment has a strict policy regarding dogs.
Finch: I have a strict policy regarding rare first editions. Namely, don't eat them.