Night Manager: I trust everyone is finding their accommodations satisfactory.
Victoria: No, they suck. Like, why don't we have television?
Night Manager: That's a good question. Unfortunately, we do not offer television. We received a telegram.
Charlie: A telegram. You still use telegrams? Of course you do.

Bill: In the Syndicate, "checking out" is code for a hit.
Charlie: You weren't never in the Mob.
Bill: I'm not allowed to talk about it.
Victoria: Well, if you can't talk about it, then shut up.

Bill: Your kids can play without stinky homeless guys around. And get this--a special adults-only area with a mini Hooters restaurant and bar.
Charlie: This is a brand-new, underserved demographic that you're targeting. Anti-stinky homeless guys, but strongly pro-Hooters.
Bill: But do you think you'd invest in something like that?
Charlie: I'm going to let you in on a little business secret. Never make major decisions when you're being held captive.