I love your thread title. Made me laugh.
I tried to like this show, but it was too strange and doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me. Plus, you can't have a pirate show without mutinies. It'd be more interesting that way.
I tried to find rules, but couldn't. I did, however, find CBS's What's My Pirate Name
thing fun. Call me Calico Jenny Kidd:
|Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!|