Episode Quotes
Charlotte: Why can't we just be here as concerned citizens of the world?
Emerson: Because big daddy needs a new yard.
Ned: Just because there's a dead body doesn't mean you're going to get paid.
Emerson: Just because there's vodka in my freezer doesn't mean I have to drink it. Wait, yes it does.
Ned: You know what our problem is?
Charlotte: If you're referring to the touching thing, I see it as more of an obstacle than a problem.
Ned: It's a pretty big obstacle.
Charlotte: Not compared to our others problems.
Ned: We've got other problems?
Emerson: (stuck in the back listening) I'm going to kill myself.
Jackson: (resurrected) I can’t see anything. Am I blind?
Ned: Good news is you’re not blind. Bad news is you’re dead.
Charlotte: Makes blind seems like a walk in the park, doesn’t it?