Sam: (to Donna) If you look into my eyes, you'll see another soul.
Oscar: Oh, she has a great body.
Sam: She also has a mind too.
(Sam clicks his fingers to bring Oscar back to reality)
Sam: She also has a mind too. A deeply, poetic mind.
Al: You are thinking too literal, Sam.
Sam: Well, that is definitely the symbol for a capital...our capital? He's in Washington D.C.!
Al: (takes out a cigar) Oh boy, I'd give you one of these if I could.
Jamie Lee: What else is there to do?
(The kettle boils)
Sam: Have a cup of tea?
Sam: Hieroglyphics? I can, I can read hieroglyphics?
Al: Well, you never know unless you try.