Al: I took my first, third and fifth wives to Niagara Falls.
Sam: How odd.
Weitzman: Admiral, are you trying to tell this committee that God, has taken control of Project Quantum Leap?
Al: Excuse me Mr. Chairman, but if you kill this project you will end one of the greatest adventures mankind has ever undertaken, and more importantly, you will leave a brave man back there alone.
Sam: (noticing Tom's gun) Oh, boy!
Sam: (sees Diane in a revealing nighty) Oh, boy!