Sam finds himself standing in an alley, smoking a cigarette and dressed as a woman in high heels. As Sam stumbles to a broken mirror, he tries to make out his new face but can't tell. A man calls him over a radio in his purse and says they're coming over his way, addressing Sam as Jake. Two armed men come out, look at Sam, say "Narc," and prepare to open fire...Read the full recap
All of the music from the original airing is removed due to copyright reasons (except for "I Heard It Through The Grapevine"), and replaced with generic tunes.
Sam: What did Jake do wrong that I'm here to put right?
Al: You mean besides putting on your panty girdle backwards?
Sam: But don't you think all these coincidences are a little strange... if--if he doesn't want Beth and Dirk to fall in love?
Al: If he is the only one at work here. But you seem to be forgetting about... (points down) him.
Sam: I don't believe in the devil, Al.
Al: Yeah, well, maybe you would if you were locked up in a tiger cage that was too small for you to stand up in and too narrow for you to sit down in, where you had to exist on... on weevil-infested rice and any rainwater you could catch in your mouth. And the only thing that kept you alive was the memory of the woman you love. And if you survive that, when you come home, you find out that your wife has run off with some other guy! There's a devil, Sam, and he's trying to destroy Beth's life.
Sam: Al, if you close that door, don't ever open it again.
Al: God, I love her. Beth is the only woman I really ever loved. She's the only one I ever wanted to grow old with. That's why all my marriages never worked after that. Sam, if you're lucky, life is gonna give you one shot at true love. And Beth was mine.
Al: I want you to wait for me, Beth. Don't give up, honey. Because I'm alive out there. And I'm only alive because of our love. And someday... Oh, Beth. Someday, I'm gonna come back home to you.