Al: This could be messier than I thought.
Sam: I don't want to sleep with her. She gives me the creeps!
Margaret: (to Sam) It's a good thing you're better in bed then you are at running bases.
Al: I know you, Sam. You're terminally good.
Chucky: Where'd you learn to slide like that?
Sam: I saw Pete Rose try it once.
Coach: (to Sam) You gotta stop sliding in head first!
Chucky: If you could spend ugly, you'd be a rich man.
Al: So you think this kid is a terrific person too?
Sam: I don't know, but I think he deserves a chance to find out, don't you?
Al: (referring to Sam) I knew this would happen, he's completely forgotten why he's here.