Sam: What do we do with silver forks?
Clinton: Mostly, we eat with them.
Al: Anyway, yours truly had to do combat duty.
Sam: And what did you find out?
Al: That girls that wear glasses have lots and lots of energy.
Sam: Why do we even bother?
Al: Because that's what we do, we're professional botherers.
Annie: What's this?
Sam: Hmm? That? That's a microwave oven.
Annie: Well, what does it do?
Sam: Oh, you know, it kinda cooks things real fast.
Al: We can change history, we can change people, but the weather, that's the leap of another colour. I mean that's, no, that a horse of another kell. I mean, I don't know what I mean.
Clinton: You see, modern science...modern science has discovered that water vapor is always in the air. Well, now I know it seems impossible. I mean, but it's true, it's here, right now! It's all around us. Now, the problem is getting it to form into little drops and fall to the ground.