Al: No, I was in charge of tapping the kegs at the party after the graduation.
Al: Boy, does this remind me of my plebe days. There was no sleep, no booze, no women. It was hell.
Al: Oh, the times I had this fantasy when I was a teenager.
Sam: Change the record. Just change the record!
Philip: (to Sam) Look at yourself. You're twenty and you're still a virgin! And it's not because you had too much homework.
Al: So I realized I was wrong. I'm not always right. I was wrong.