Sam: Now listen to me. I know this may sound corny to you probably…but…life is precious…you see…once you’re dead…you’re dead.
Al: What happen? Tonto and Bill Hickcock have a collision?
Al: Ahhh…in the meantime…Hi-Ho Silver…Oy Vey!
Al: (to a man) Hey, weren’t you in Bonanza? Sam, I just saw that guy in Bonanza! He was driving that pair of…pair… pair…now, that’s a pair!
(Al is distracted by a woman wearing a very short skirt)
Al: (referring to Pat Knight) This guy’s killed more men than Clint Eastwood!
Stevie: Never waste your breath on anyone dumber than a mule.