Sam: Whoever said "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," never scorned two women.
Rachel: I know another way to make the bed shake.
Al: A Massage-O-Matic! I remember one time Ruthie and I were in Cleveland and we had one of those things running for nine hours straight. There was nothing else to do.
Al: Well, I was talking to the real Marty. I think I've found a new idol.
Al: I think I better go get Ziggy to see if she can tilt these odds.
Sam: I decided honesty was the best policy.
Al: For Boy Scouts, not for bigamists!
Al: (referring to Rachel and Ellen) Oh, they're bonding! That's bad! Sam, the train is going in the wrong direction!