Episode Quotes
Doug: Okay, try it again …
Sam: This is Dr. Ruth Westheimer…tomorrow on "Frank talk about sex" we’re going to discuss some…common male sexual dysfunctions…like pre-mat…ure…pre-mature…oh, we’re gonna discuss a lot of things that I’m sure will be very stimulating…ah, uplifting…interesting! And that’ll be tomorrow…right here…on my show.
Dr. Ruth: What are these…casabas?
Al: Well you know…melons, ho-has, honkers, hooters, headlights, ah…ta-tas…teeters, tweeters, tom-toms, tee-tees?
Dr. Ruth: Say it!
Al: I’m trying to say it! Meatballs, mangos, cream pies, cupcakes, eh…bangers, bouncers, bolumbas!
Dr. Ruth: Al!
Al: Bazongas! BREASTS!...I said it!
Dr. Ruth: You see...it wasn’t that hard.
Al: Yes, it was!
Dr. Ruth: So, how is your sex life...with Tina?
Al: That’s a very personal question.
Dr. Ruth: Not for an open person like you.