Carson: You Bacon people are very young-looking. You've got good genes. On both sides.
Kevin Bacon: I'd love to tell you it's clean living. But it's not.
Mom Bacon: On both sides.
Michael: Now one thing, it's very moving to me that you valued our art. I get the feeling that if I walked into this place, that this is somebody who really cares about these paintings. Because it's true.
Carson: Now don't be mad at us. These are actually color Xeroxes. We sold the originals.
Thom: To pay for this.
Ted: Alright Carson. Get all those bacon jokes out of your system.
Carson: I am. I'm purging myself of all pork products.
Thom: They have a really great relationship. I think that could also be the magic of boarding school.
Carson: Actually that's not even a meat grinder. That's a carburetor from a '56 Impala.