Jai: All of us are very different. We don't fit one specific stereotype.
Ted: Except for Carson.
Ted: Thom's style is really masculine, oddly enough. Considering what a flamer he is.
Thom (sitting on Jeff's lap): We're trying to get you a date and here you are...
Jeff: I like older men.
Thom: Older! Oh my god! You're in so much trouble.
Carson (yelling out the window): Hey! Are you single?
Thom: No. He's just annoyed.
Carson: You are suffering from the post-collegiate t-shirt syndrome. PCTS. Not to be confused with post-traumatic stress disorder. Which I have after looking at this.