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Queer Eye :: Ryan V (Freaky Friday) (05x06)
 
Episode Information
  
Title: Ryan V (Freaky Friday)
Episode #: 05x06
Production Number: 223
Original Airdate: Tuesday October 16th, 2007
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The Fab Five serve up some hip tips to Ryan Vause, an upscale cook and real-life Mr. Mom, who cares for his two children and does household chores during the day. The episode comes with a role-switching twist, as the Fab Five flip-flop responsibilities.
 
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Episode Notes
  
The Fab Five swap jobs and personas in this episode.
A spiky haired, earringed Ted learns to dance, as Jai.
Jai dresses all in pink to become Carson.
Carson breaks out the checked lumberjack shirt to do Thom's job.
Thom goes zen and cuts hair as Kyan.
Kyan chooses a suit, tie and glasses combo to try to beat Ted in the kitchen.
 
 
Episode Quotes
  
Carson: So who do we have, Ted?
Ted: Why do I always have to tell you who we have?
Thom: You're the bad cook, Ted, so you have to do something else.
Kyan: And you have the easiest job.
Ted: Oh, really, mine's the easiest job?
Kyan: I love it whenever the going gets tough, Ted calls the caterer.
Thom: Yeah!
Ted: And Kyan, all you do is, um, nothing!
Thom: Am I supposed to shave up or down, I keep forgetting?
Kyan: I have hard work! I design the hair...
Rest of the Fab Five: (all doing air quotes) I design the hair?!?
Jai: I think Thom has the hardest job.
Kyan: Thom does not have the hardest job!
Carson: I have three words for you: Paint On Architecture.
(Montage of clips from past episodes showing Thom using paint on architecture. The Fab Five laugh)
Thom: That was a low blow.
Kyan: Carson, like you have a hard job. You pick out the boldest, loudest thing, throw the guy in it, then you grab his crotch and you're done.
Carson: You should walk a mile in my Prada loafers.
Ted: The job I don't understand is Jai's job. What the hell is culture?
Thom: Wait, Jai, hang on, let me try to make eye contact with you while I park. (Thom turns round and looks at Jai)
Jai: You know, I think we all think our friends' jobs are a little easier than our own, so why don't we switch for today.
Kyan: I'd switch with any of you.
Thom: I'd be happy to take a vacation and have Kyan's job.
Kyan: Pull over!! (They all disappear and then reappear, dressed as one another)
 
Carson-asThom (to Jai-as-Carson) You have never looked better! I feel like a gay lumberjack.
Thom-as-Kyan (pulling down rear view mirror): Oh look it's a reflective surface!
 
Kyan-as-Ted: I feel like my hip hurts, is that my imagination?
 
Thom-as-Kyan (to Ryan's toddler son): Tell me, what's your inspiration for your hair?
 
Kyan-as-Ted: Don't worry, I know all about the kitchen. Now what is this? (Holds up an ice cube tray)
Ryan: It's an ice tray!
Kyan-as-Ted: What is, what is this for? This is for cooking ice?
 
Carson (straight to camera): Jai, Jai, Jai, Jai, Jai. Love the kid. But what is he, like eleven? I mean, he's like the Punky Brewster of Queer Eye. Have you seen what he wears?
 
Jai (straight to camera): I feel really bad for Ryan. You know, I just feel like he should get the full cultural experience, and I mean, Ted teaching him dancing? Ted can barely walk straight.
 
Ted-as-Jai: I'm Jai today. I'm a very pale, old Jai. I'm a klutzy Jai.
 
Thom-as-Kyan (after he cuts Ryan's hair): I'm going to go back to what Kyan does, which is NOTHING!
(Cut to Thom getting a massage and facial while drinking wine: I'll tell you ... this grooming guy ... stuff is a lot better than ... the decorating guy ... stuff.
 
Thom-as-Kyan: You know when Kyan is at the salon and he's asking all those corny questions, like dude, bro, tell me about your marriage... wouldn't you hate that, if I was asking you all that crap? Unless you want to. I'm all ears. And I care, I swear to God. (laughs outrageously)
 
 
Episode Goofs
  
Ted's real glasses, and Kyan's fake glasses, appear and reappear.
 
 
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