Stacey: What's that smell? Are you wearing cologne?
Patton: Yes, I am, you likey?
Stacey: Yeah. You know... you're kind of cute in a freaky little way.
Patton: It's a good thing I got a bunk bed, so the ladies have a place to wait while they wait their turn.
Bob: Remember when we said we would never yell at them?
Bob: How do you feel honey?
Carol: Like a parade just came out of my vagina.
Patton: There's a rumble in my jungle.
Paige: We'll have to sit with the loser kids at lunch! Penny, will you show us where to sit?
Penny: I don't sit with the loser kids; I sit by myself!