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Quintuplets :: Little Man on Campus (01x03)
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| Title: | Little Man on Campus |
| Episode #: | 01x03 |
| Production Number: | 1AJY03 |
| Original Airdate: | Wednesday June 30th, 2004 |
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Bob is excited that Parker is trying out for the basketball team because he wants him to get a scholarship, so he won't have to pay for college. Patton also wanted to try out for basketball, but when that fails, he finds his other calling: cheerleading. Meanwhile Peggy and her boyfriend Roger are teaching Paige how to be mean.
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This episode got the "Worst Show Of The Week" award from http://www.parentstv.org.
| The original broadcast of this episode scored a 4.0/7 rating.
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Patton: I'm Parker's brother Patton, p-a-t-t-o-n. You need to be spelling that real loud, real soon.
Haley: Cya later Parker, Pattern.
| Bob: Well, maybe no one will notice.
Patton: Oh, I don't think so.
Bob: Why?
Patton: Well, you know those growth hormones you and Mom have been giving me since I was four?
Bob: Yeah.
Patton: Well, they worked...just not in the way you had hoped.
Bob: Well, it is every father's dream to do better than him.
| Patton: (about Haley) She only dates jocks, that's why I can finally make my move, man - I'm on varsity.
Patton: Parker, that's one approach, okay. But I got my own. It's a 4 phase plan: Phase 1, Teammates (about cheerleading). Phase 2, Friends. Phase 3, Lovers. Phase 4, I tell everybody.
Haley: (yells from a distance) Patton, I need you.
Patton: (whispers to Parker) Phase 1.
| Bob: Before practice you could (pause), eh, I can't say it.
Patton: Then act it out.
Bob: All right, I'll say it. Before each practice, you could do something to take the edge off.
Patton: Dad, what are you trying to say?
Bob: I would go down to horny town and fire the mayor.
Patton: Oh, god.
Bob: There is nothing to be ashamed of. I got to go.
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Patton: Hello?....Yes, I was the guy on top of the pyramid....Really? (gets a smug look on his face) You likey?
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