Recap
Sam gets up in the morning and prepares for work. However, when he brushes his teeth a bug appears on the brush. Each time he tries, another bug appears. Sam ends up at work where he has to have sock feed him an apple: anything he puts in his mouth, a bug appears on it. Andi comes over and asks him to a lecture, but he makes up some excuse and Sock (badly) backs him up. Sam doesn’t want to look like an idiot in front of her smarter friends or ruin their relationship...
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Episode Notes
Andrew Airlie doesn't appear.
The photo the Devil has of Mariska Hargitay is from the 2007 Emmys. In real life, Ray Wise took her to the Emmys.
Episode Quotes
Ted: I see a spark of the old me in you, Sam.
Sam: Please don't tell me that.
Ben: I want a salad.
Sock: Uh, no. Sorry, I'm not going to order you a salad. That's a chick order.
Ben: I want a salad.
Sock: You're not getting a salad.
Ben: We always do this.
Sock: Do what? Do what?
Ben: Do this.
Sock: What? You always order a salad? I don't know. You're getting the chicken midgets!
Ben: Fine.
Sock: And a side salad, okay? You can have a side salad.
Ben: Thank you. Appreciate it.
Sam: Sock, bees are not nesting in your crotch.
Sam: You stole mail?
Sock: Yeah.
Ben: Sock, that’s a felony.
Sock: Well, come on now, there’s a fine line between committing a felony and doing something really cool.
Ben: That’s true.
Sock: The password is “Grumpy.”
Sam: I don’t want to know.
Sock: The cat that we had, sicky. No, I’m kidding, it’s totally a name for my junk.
Sock: No, I am grown up, Josie. I can drink, and I can vote.
Josie: When the hell have you ever voted?
Sock: Unimportant.
Ben: Everything seems normal. No weird bug fetishes, no Satanic magazine subscriptions.
Sock: Die toaster die!
Gloria: Who are you?
Sock: I’m, ummm, ummm Bert Wysocki, but everyone just calls me “Sock.” I think it’s because I fit like a glove, you know?