Recap
Sam, Sock, and Andi are working late and he has to close up while Andi heads out to the karoke bar. Ten minutes later he closes down the store but hears something and goes into Gardening to investigate. He finds the fence ripped open and the gate broken open. He spots a demonic shadowy figure… which resolves into a demonic delivery man with his contract. It’s a thousand pages long and the paperwork will take hours, messing up his plans for with Andi...
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Episode Quotes
Sam: Here’s an idea, come with. The girls are getting really wasted, they’d be all over a guy in uniform. I can help you out, be your wingman. Not… not to suggest that you need any help. You’re a very attractive demon. I’m… I’m not hitting on you, I just… I’m gonna shut up now, I’m gonna sign, that’s what I’m going to do.
(seeing a sweater, the new vessel)
Ben: Oh wow, did the Devil give you that or my grandmother?
Sock: Yeah, maybe you wear that and the soul laughs itself back to Hell.
Sock: Mr. O, you’re looking very pimp today.
Mr. Oliver: Umm, thank you, Sock.
Sam: Trade? Dad, I don’t think you have anything to trade.
Mr. Oliver: I have skills, Sam. All the years in advertising, I can use those skills.
Sam: I don’t… I just don’t think you have anything the Devil needs.
Mr. Oliver: I’ve created cartoon mascots to sell cigarettes to kids, Sam. To kids. Tell the Devil that.
Sam: That’s a good point.
Sock: Yo, homeboy. What are you in for?
Skinny Inmate: Triple homicide.
Sock: Trifecta. Nice work. that’s good.
Sock: You ever dumpster dive?
Ben: Of course. Remember that shirt I got you for your birthday?
Sock: That’s a fine grab.
The Devil: He’s been dating other women. Plural. Twins, to be exact.
Sam: What?
The Devil: Ha. Dirty girls. Slutty. Oh, this player even makes me jealous.
DMV Demon: You need an extraction? Don’t worry. I hardly ever hurt anyone.
Sam: Yeah, well, I was being stupid.
The Devil: Man to man? You always get a little stupid around that girl, Sam.