Recap
In the aftermath of his mom evicting him from the house, Sock takes up residence after hours at the Work bench, living in a tent in Home & Garden and using the sprinklers to shower. It doesn't go well. He finally calls Sam for consolation, but Sam has has discovered that Cady snores. A lot. She wakes up and apologizes, and he invites her to go bowling with the guys. As they play, Sam notices that Cady's bowling ball seems to move on its own to make a strike...
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Episode Quotes
The Devil: (appearing from a closet) Finally leaving the nest, huh?
Sam: Finally coming out of the closet, huh?
Devil: Oh, a homosexual joke, huh? Very witty.
Josie: Look who’s finally becoming a man.
Sock: Well, you just made it look like so much fun.
Sock: Magic Bullet, oh! I’ve wanted one of these forever.
Sam: What is it?
Ben: Vibrator?
Sock: I’ve got places to be.
Ben: Where?
Sock: Like the Work Bench.
Sam: You picked up an extra shift?
Sock: Hey, man, I’ve got rent to pay now.
Sam: Wow, that’s really responsible of you.
Sock: I know. No, I’m messing with you. No, I got to hook up with this chick in the pool. I met her on the elevator. She’s so into me.
Ben: I can't believe I'm, I’m actually climbing a tree. I feel like Spider Man!
Sam: We love dogs!
Sock: Beautiful bitches, all of them.
Sock: Like George C. Scott says, you got to dress brave to be brave, guys.
Ben: That was General Patton, you idiot.
Sock: Same guy.
Sam: Glasses?
The Devil: They help you see the true face of evil. (Sam starts to put them on) Ah. You don't want to do that, Sam. Trust me, unless you brought a change of underwear.
Sock: In the words of Gandalf the Grey, “They shall not pass.”
Ben: It’s “You shall not pass.”
Sock: Whatever, Ben, it’s a movie, okay?
Sock: Oh, don’t worry about it, Sammy, come on, Cady will come crawling back to you in a week when she realizes how much she misses your man muscle.
Sam: You guys think it’s kind of weird we replaced our parents with a couple of gay dudes?
Sock: Weird, Sam? No. Genius.