Episode Quotes
Sock: Money. Money, schmoney. Come on, if I'd worried about money my whole life, where do you think I'd be?
Ben: I mean, they're like our cool, fun uncles.
Sock: Benji, have you ever had a cool, fun uncle?
Ben: Uncle Hector.
Sock: Uncles are creepy by definition, okay? Have you not been watching your SVU?
Ben: "Something we'll regret?" What the hell does that mean?
Sock: It means we're about this close to becoming demon dinner. "Hey, you guys want a Sock, Sam, and Ben muffin? They're nutritious and delicious."
(seeing the new vessel)
Sam: Bubbles? That's so lame.
The Devil: Serious question for you. Are you a boob man, ass man, leg man? What's your preference?
Sam: I'm not having this conversation.
The Devil: I've always been more of an ass man myself.
Sam: Would you stop it?
The Devil: Come on. What's a little locker room talk between friends?
Sam: We're not friends.
The Devil: Ah, narcissism. One of my favorite virtues.
Sock: So we're dealing with a hot soul that kills even hotter women? Is there anything wrong that I'm aroused and disgusted at the same time?
Ben: Yeah, probably, but you shouldn't wouldn't beat yourself up over it.
Sock: Thanks, Benjy.
Steve: Okay, the homophobe thing, all right, I don't agree with but I understand. But... fallen angels, doomed to walk the Earth for eternity. That weirds you out?
Sam: It's not normal.
Steve: Biology vs. society, what's normal, Sam? You're a Reaper? I play racquetball with Gladys, she told me.
Sam: Have you guys eaten anybody?
Tony: That's offensive.
Steve: We don't have to listen to this.
Tony: That's offensive.
(finding the Devil in a gay bar)
Sam: Of course you swing both ways.
The Devil: Hey, at least I swing, baby.
Sam: You think you could get me and the guys into this party?
Steve: Well, aren't you the little heterosexual?
Sam: Sock! Focus!
Sock: I'm sorry, Sam, I couldn't help but notice that poor Brazilian super-model isn't wearing any underwear.
Ben: Geez, woman, show some respect.
Sock: Really.
(capturing Nicole)
Sam: Say goodnight, bitch.
The Devil: Oh, come on. A lifetime of meaningless, cheap, one-night stands won't be so bad. Who knows? In time, you may learn to enjoy yourself, like moi.
Sock: Hey, did the doctors x-ray you?
Andi: Yes.
Sock: Good. I have a theory about radiation. You're exposed to enough in your lifetime, you have a greater chance of getting... cooler mutant powers.
Andi: Yeah, but I don't think I really want mutant powers, Sock.
Sock: Hey, why don't we go and scope out some candy-stripers. Childhood fantasy of mine.
The Devil: Hey, good boy, Sammy. My heart's bursting with pride. Want to go to a strip club? I know one with a great free buffet.