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Reaper :: Greg, Schmeg (01x16)
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| Title: | Greg, Schmeg |
| Episode #: | 01x16 |
| Original Airdate: | Tuesday May 06th, 2008 |
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Sam and Andi are attacked by a chainsaw wielding masked killer, and things only get worse when Andi's ex-boyfriend Greg appears, asks her to dump Sam, and she does so. Suspecting an evil soul at work, Sam finds the Devil less then helpful and must go to Gladys for assistance. Meanwhile, Ben deals with his overly-possessive green card wife.
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| Artist | Song Title | Played When | | •Lubly Fan | Buffalo Gals | The Devil whistling as he walks down the street |
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Sam: I’ve got a car.
Sock: Yeah, you have a hybrid, which is fine for saving the Earth. But if you wanna make the Earth move…
| Ben: Was his face made up of human skin like in The Texas Chainsaw?
Andi: Ben, everybody’s face is made of human skin.
Sock: That is so true.
| The Devil: You know what I’ve been thinking about lately, Sam? Trust, honesty, integrity… I don’t like those words, not one little bit.
| The Devil: I show you this because I care… and also I kind of enjoy it.
| Ben: Think about it, Sam. Women don’t always tell you when you screw up. They like to give non verbal clues.
Sock: i.e., making out with another dude.
| Sock: Chicks do not want sensitive, okay? They want a bad boy. They want someone who is going to break all the rules. Someone who will bang them on the back of a motorcycle and then not do the dishes.
| Ted: I would like to start the staff meeting on a happy note. We have a little bit of exciting news.
Sock: You finally moved out of your mom’s house.
| Sara: Esteban is much more discrete and responsible. He’s the catcher on the trapeze.
| Sock: Oh, you know what? I’m a little relieved that Sara’s bun didn’t come out of my oven, if you know what I’m talking about.
Ben: How could it possibly be yours?
Sock: Well, Ben, let’s just say I had a very vivid dream and leave it at that, okay?
| Sam: You keep vessels in mini storage?
Gladys: This is a portal to Hell.
Sam: Really? It doesn’t look that evil.
Gladys: There are 13 bodies hidden in these units alone.
Sam: Okay.
| Sam: No matter what Greg does to Andi, he can’t stop her loving me. I just have to remind her of that, I can’t lose.
Sock: Back up. Andi loves you?
Sam: Well of course she does.
Sock: She said that?
Sam: I… not in words.
Sock: Okay, ‘cause no offense, really, but I’ve known you for what, 14 years, and I only sort of like you. You can be pretty irritating. I’m sorry, but… see, ‘cause I love these shoes. Love is a complicated emotion, Sam. Full of tingly feelings and frustration and anger.
| The Devil: Come with me if you want to live. Seriously, you’re screwed here.
| Greg: Dad was right. I make one boneheaded move after another. I failed my driving test 17 times.
Ben: Hey, everybody makes mistakes.
Greg: I sent money to six Nigerian princesses and I’ve never met one of them.
Sam: You’re… you’re trusting.
Greg: I made a pass at my stepmother!
The Guys: Ewww…
| Greg: Look, just let it come. I’m pathetic.
Sam: No you’re not. Look, look, look, you have a trophy
Greg: Yeah, it’s for attendance!
| Ben: If you’re free to date in this marriage, I am too. If you’re free to get pregnant… good for you.
| Sam: Pretty proud of yourself.
The Devil: Heh. Pride is my favorite cardinal sin. You know what you have to do.
Sam: Kill Greg.
The Devil: Ooh, say that again. Only this time use a Russian accent.
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