Sam and the guys return to Sock's home and discover that Nina is waiting there. She tells them that she's moving in with them, and Ben has been stalling trying to find the right time to tell them. Sock doesn't want any women moving in and Sam backs him up. Nina wonders if Sam doesn't like her because of the time she kissed him. Ben is shocked but Nina explains that it was her fault and she's the one who did the kissing, because she thought Sam was evil. Now she has to admit that he's blah and white bread. Ben admits she's right and accepts that she isn't interested in Sam any more. He convinces Sock and Sam to let Nina move in with them...Read the full recap
Sock: Having a lady in the house opens the window to lady trouble. Next thing you know, we'll all be on the same cycle.
Nina: But now I realize that he isn't remotely wicked.
Sam: Thank you.
Nina: You're welcome. I mean, look at him. He's... he's so white bread. He's just bland and...
Nina: Yes, he's blah. Exactly.
Sam: I am not blah.
Morgan: It's all gone, Sam. The cars, the clothes. Last night I had to go on a date with an actress, Sam. An actress! I can't even date models anymore.
Sam: That's rough.
Sock: And I am about to throw a bachelor party that is going to slap all the bachelor parties in the face with its private parts.
Pesi: Who do I got to screw around here to change out my register?!?
Sam: Hey. Are you two on break?
Gary Martin: Now get the hell out of here before I bust out my bear. He's hungry. And horny.
Sock: Morgan, you do not touch another man's DVR. You might as well hump my grandma.
Morgan: Cute running suit.
Ben: Thank you.
Morgan: I was talking to Nina.
Ben: So all the flirting...?
Nina: Was just me setting a trap.
Ben: You're a demon assassin. You're just a demon assassin. A faithful not-cheating-on-me assassin. Give me some sugar, baby.
Andi: So Steve possessed this guy to say that you were different?
Sam: No. He talked to him through a karaoke DVD.
Andi: Oh yeah. That makes more sense.