Sock: Having a lady in the house opens the window to lady trouble. Next thing you know, we'll all be on the same cycle.
|
Nina: But now I realize that he isn't remotely wicked.
Sam: Thank you.
Nina: You're welcome. I mean, look at him. He's... he's so white bread. He's just bland and...
Sock: Blah.
Nina: Yes, he's blah. Exactly.
Sam: I am not blah.
|
Morgan: It's all gone, Sam. The cars, the clothes. Last night I had to go on a date with an actress, Sam. An actress! I can't even date models anymore.
Sam: That's rough.
|
Sock: And I am about to throw a bachelor party that is going to slap all the bachelor parties in the face with its private parts.
|
Pesi: Who do I got to screw around here to change out my register?!?
|
Sam: Hey. Are you two on break?
Sock: Always.
|
Gary Martin: Now get the hell out of here before I bust out my bear. He's hungry. And horny.
|
Sock: Morgan, you do not touch another man's DVR. You might as well hump my grandma.
|
Morgan: Cute running suit.
Ben: Thank you.
Morgan: I was talking to Nina.
|
Ben: So all the flirting...?
Nina: Was just me setting a trap.
Ben: You're a demon assassin. You're just a demon assassin. A faithful not-cheating-on-me assassin. Give me some sugar, baby.
|
Andi: So Steve possessed this guy to say that you were different?
Sam: No. He talked to him through a karaoke DVD.
Andi: Oh yeah. That makes more sense.
|
NL (
UK (
Digg
Furl
Del.icio.us
Google