Recap
Ben brings in the groceries at Sock’s house and the guys check the lottery tickets he bought. Sam ends up winning $1,000 and leaves to cash it, ignoring Ben’s protests that he bought the ticket. However, when Sam comes out of the store with his money, he discovers the Devil waiting for him. The Devil takes the $1,000 as bail money to get “Morgan” out of jail. He explains that Morgan is another of his sons. They go to jail where Morgan is already on a first-name basis with the officers. Morgan knows all about his dad being the Devil and is glad to see him, and even appears glad to meet his half-brother Sam...
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Episode Quotes
Nina: Do many people find those women attractive?
Kristen: Oh yes, I think they're beautiful.
Nina: So for you, beauty entails injecting silicone into your chest cavity.
Nina: I'm starting to like human food.
Ben: How is demon food different?
Nina: Usually it's still squirming. Or screaming.
The Devil: Am I detecting a little sibling rivalry here? Don't worry, Sammy, there's no real competition. I'm always going to like him a little better than I like you.
The Devil: You, on the other hand, are a conundrum. For all your whining and complaining, and lack of fashion sense, you always get the job done. You want to do the right thing. I hate that about you. But I guess that's the quality that makes you so effective.
Sam: Are you giving me a compliment?
The Devil: No, mostly I just hate that about you.
The Devil: Now, I suggest that you grab that portrait tonight. If it stays there too long, Fitzgerald will show up and reclaim it, and more people will die.
Sam: Since when did you care if people got killed?
The Devil: I don't. Good call.
The Devil: In truth, I have a small favor to ask. And by "favor" I mean you don't have a choice.
Ben: So, I'm, ah, sort of in a relationship with a, with a demon.
Gladys: Are you now? I never would have pegged you for a horn hag.
Gladys: Look, if you want to know how to please a demon, I can help you.
Ben: Seriously? Because that would be great.
Gladys: Of course. Drop by my place, tonight. and I'll give you a little one-on-one tutorial, as they say. And, uh, I like to make learning fun, so bring along plenty of plastic garbage bags.
Ben: I think... I think no. Thank you, no. but that sounds something I'm a little uncomfortable with, but thank you very much for the kind offer.
Ben: I'm gonna have sex with you in your natural body. Now, I would simply ask that you be careful that your wings don't poke me in the eye. Also, please be aware my skin is very sensitive, it chafes easily. Also, please don't talk while we're doing it. I mean, your demon voice is a little mannish, okay?