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Rescue Me: Chlamydia

After hearing how well Angie, Johnny's ex, is doing from Sheila, Tommy decides to look her up in an attempt to make Johnny jealous.

The teacher that was sleeping with Damian is arrested for the statutory rape of three other teens and there's more to her that may also affect Tommy.

Franco cannot find his daughter, Keela, and Sean takes action against Maggie about her other four boyfriends. Meanwhile, Jerry finally invites Rose to spend the night with him.


Episode Info


Episode number: 3x5
Production Number: 305
Airdate: Tuesday June 27th, 2006



  • Currently 10/10
10/10 (2 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Anthony ManganoAnthony Mangano
As Bobby Vincent
Recurring
Cailin StollarCailin Stollar
As Keela
Recurring
Chris Bowers (1)Chris Bowers (1)
As Larry
Recurring
Ed Sullivan (2)Ed Sullivan (2)
As Billy Warren
Recurring
John RothmanJohn Rothman
As Bud
Recurring
Kate BurtonKate Burton
As Rose
Recurring
Lenny ClarkeLenny Clarke
As Uncle Teddy
Recurring
Lenny VenitoLenny Venito
As Prison Guard
Recurring
Marisa TomeiMarisa Tomei
As Angie
Recurring
Michael MulherenMichael Mulheren
As Chief Perolli
Recurring
Natalie DistlerNatalie Distler
As Colleen Gavin
Recurring
Olivia CrocicchiaOlivia Crocicchia
As Katy Gavin
Recurring
Paige TurcoPaige Turco
As Nell Turbody
Recurring
Patti DPatti D'Arbanville
As Ellie
Recurring
Susan SarandonSusan Sarandon
As Alicia
Recurring
Tatum OTatum O'Neal
As Maggie
Recurring
Timothy AdamsTimothy Adams
As Chris
Recurring
Trevor HeinsTrevor Heins
As Connor Gavin
Recurring
Lou Martini, Jr.Lou Martini, Jr.
As Alicia's Doorman
Patricia R. FloydPatricia R. Floyd
As Mrs. Lofton
Episode Notes
Alicia kidnaps Keela away from Franco.



Episode Quotes
(To Tommy.)
Sheila: I couldn't possibly live up your ass because you've already taken up residence there.

Uncle Teddy: If I don't bust a nut soon, I'm gonna explode.
Cell Mate: I can help you with that, if you want.
Uncle Teddy: Ya know, listen. You're a great guy and I like talking to ya. Ya keep a nice cell, but I'm strictly a real life female pussy type of guy,... uh, no offense.

Tommy: Did they say anything about, um, chlamydia?
Probie: Whadda ya mean, the band?
Sean: It's not a bank you asshole. It's a country.
Lou: It's a venereal disease, monkeys.

Tommy: I think she might have given me the big "C".
Lou: Cancer's the big "C", chlamydia - the little "C".

Lou: You're the only man in the Tri-State area that shares a case of chlamydia with three teenage boys,... non clergy of course.



Cultural References
Sean: Ya see, that kid who lost,... he started crying like a baby.

This is a reference to the Gonzaga basketball player, Adam Morrison, who after loosing in NCAA tournament, sat down on the court and began to sob.



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