Season 1 |
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| 2 :01x02 - Go Skate Day (Nov/09/2006) | It is Go Skateboarding Day. Rob tries to get Big Black on a skateboard and buys him a Dogtown-style board that fits him. They then witness Tyson the skateboarding bulldog and try to get Meaty to skateboard. This plan fails as Meaty does not seem to want to learn how to skateboard. Rob compares it to being like a child not wanting to follow in a father's footsteps.
Also in this episode, Rob and Big (while on their way to the DC Shoes Expo at the mall) get pulled over by the police. They decided to drive to the mall instead of pulling over right away, because they are in the middle of traffic, while getting tailed by the cops they play Chamillionaire's "Dirty'" on the radio. Rob jokes that the cops pulled them over to try to catch them "ridin' dirty."
In the end it looks like Rob will be skating alone as Meaty and Big Black do not really take a liking to skating themselves. | | Director: Mark S. Jacobs | | Songs: Izz Thizz and Traxamillion -- Gas Skrape, Chamillionairre -- Ridin Dirty | |
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| 3 :01x03 - Travel (Nov/16/2006) | | Rob & Big find out they are going to be in an upcoming EA Sports video game. They travel to Vancouver and get geared up to be video game characters. Then Rob visits his family in Ohio with Big Black to accompany him and the pair hit King's Island - an amusement park in Ohio. | | Director: Mark S. Jacobs | |
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| 4 :01x04 - Let's Get Physical (Nov/23/2006) | | Rob sets out to help Big lose weight. They find out he weighs 416 lbs. He gets hypnotized in order to help him stay motivated to lose weight, and they go to see a nutritionist, but Rob doesn't agree with the program she recommended, so he buys Big a bike. After a quick montage, he reweighs at the same weight. Rob is visually disappointed in Big's lack of weight loss. He goes to see the Nutritionist again who gives him the same advice, and tells him to have a burger. | | Director: Mark S. Jacobs | |
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| 5 :01x05 - Happy Birthday (Nov/30/2006) | | It is Rob's birthday. Rob and Big get tatooed. They send Meaty to a groomer because his "hole" will not stop smelling after they have washed it multiple times. Big Black competes in a wing eating competition and loses. Bam Bam (friend) steals the trophy. They go to the club for Rob's party. The episode ends with them having a food fight with Rob's cake. | | Songs: New Kids on the Block -- The Right Stuff | |
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| 6 :01x06 - Making the House a Home (Dec/07/2006) | | The guys set out to make Big Black more comfortable in the house. They go bed shopping, cat statue shopping and get wallpaper for Big's room. | |
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| 7 :01x07 - Mom for Meaty/Blind Dates (Dec/14/2006) | | The guys go on a blind date set up by "Meet - A - Mate" after seeing a dog psychic who tells them their dog Meaty needs a female figure in his life. | | Songs: Rob & Big -- Ebony & Ivory | |
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| 8 :01x08 - Do Work (Dec/21/2006) | | The season finale. Rob has a dream that Big Black was not there to save him from being shot and attacked. In this episode, Big Black goes out of his way to show Rob he has his back. The guys hit the LA County Raceway to prove Big's driving skills, and visit a paintball field. | |
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Season 2 |
| 9 :02x01 - Meaty & Mini (May/22/2007) | | In the second season premiere, Rob and Big adopt a miniature horse. Rob has the horse befriend his dog, Meaty. | | Songs: Kool Moe Dee -- Wild Wild West | |
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| 10 :02x02 - Time Travel (May/29/2007) | | The guys go to great lengths to see if Rob's time travel machine really works. The guy Rob purchased the machine from accuses him of being an alien. The duo them find another man to help them time travel in Canada and set out on a trip to visit him. When the time travel machine is unsuccessful, Big smashed it and stomps on it. | |
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| 11 :02x03 - Mississippi (Jun/05/2007) | | The guys go to Mississippi for Big's annual family reunion. The guys also go back to Big's old high school where they attend a pep rally and Rob acts as the school Mascot - a Wildcat. | |
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| 12 :02x04 - Assistant Drama (Jun/12/2007) | | Rob's current personal assistant, his cousin Drama, has some trouble getting his work done. Thus, Rob puts drama on a "waiver" and says if he doesn't start doing his job he will be fired. Then Rob makes drama go work at a burger place for a day to teach him the value of earning his money. Rob also consults a horse trainer about Mini's biting problem. | | Songs: Donna Summer -- he works hard for the money, The Cure -- Just Like Heaven | |
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| 13 :02x05 - Strip Show (Jun/19/2007) | | In this episode, Big resumes his old career---as a male stripper. Before he can go strip with confidence the guys set out to get him a wig for his big debut. | |
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| 14 :02x06 - Tampa (Jun/26/2007) | | Rob enters a Tampa skateboarding event after five years away from pro competition, and he and skater Steve Berra make a $5000 bet on who will finish higher. | | Guest Stars: Stephen Berra as Himself (Skater) | | Songs: Fat Joe (Featuring Lil Wayne) -- Make It Rain, (Unknown artist) -- Short People | |
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| 15 :02x07 - Bobby Light (Jul/03/2007) | | After an inspirational date with a "dirty girl", Rob records a one hit wonder with Big's uncle, Jerry. Rob create's his alter ego, "Bobby Light" and sets off to find a wig and outfit to suit this new alter ego. The group then shoot a music video for the song. | | Guest Stars: Bishop Don Magic Juan as Himself | | Songs: Def Leppard -- Photograph, Black Sheep -- The Choice is Yours, Chunky Boys -- | |
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| 16 :02x08 - New Cars (Jul/10/2007) | Season Finale
Rob and Big get new cars.
Rob tries to find a dedicated skater to give away his old car. The skater who wins has to beat Rob in a game of SK-8 then beat Big Black in Rock Paper Scissors in order to get the UAV. | | Special Guest Stars: Stephen Berra as Himself (Skater), Josh Kalis as Himself (Pro Skateboarder) | |
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Season 3 |
| 17 :03x01 - Poop in the Pool (Jan/08/2008) | | In the Season 3 opener, the guys start it all off when Rob finds that somebody "dumped" in his pool. All eyes turn to cousin/assistant Drama. When a lie detector proves Drama is innocent, Rob in turn, gets security cameras put around the house and buys a net gun to capture this anonymous "dumper". | | Songs: Enrique Iglesias -- Do You Know (The Ping Pong Song), Tennesee Ernie Ford -- Shotgun Boogie, Ronnie Hudson -- West Coast Poplock | |
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| 18 :03x02 - Turtle Racing (Jan/15/2008) | In this episode, the guys go to a bar that has "turtle racing", where they rent a turtle for the night. When their rented turtle doesn't come thru for them the guys set out to find and catch their own "hood turtle". However, their hood turtle, 'Speedy Claxton' doesn't work out either, so they guys have to set him free.
Also in this episode, one of the many characters from Hollywood Blvd. throws coffee on Rob's UAV thus Rob gets out his infamous net-gun when seeking revenge and the guys visit pro supercross/motocross racer Ricky Carmichael to do some dirt-bike racing. | | Special Guest Stars: Ricky Carmichael as Himself (Supercross/Motocross Racer) | | Songs: Motorhead -- Ace of Spades, Europe -- Final Countdown, Def Leppard -- Pour Some Sugar on Me, Prodigy -- Spitfire | |
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| 19 :03x03 - Mini-Horse Road Trip (Jan/22/2008) | | It's off to Santa Rosa for Rob and Big as they enter Mini in a miniature horse competition. But first off, they have to make a few stops - one stop to dune buggy race and the other to get mud baths!! | | Songs: The Ramones -- California Sun, Willie Nelson & Waylon Jennings -- Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to Be Cowboys, Hank Williams -- Move it on Over, Ginuwine -- Pony | |
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| 20 :03x04 - Meaty Goes To Hollywood (Jan/29/2008) | | In this episode, Rob decides that he and Big should be on the cover of a cereal box as "buddies" this generates the idea that Meaty should also have an agent and and "do work". The guys take Meaty to a talent agency which leads to a print ad on the cover of dog food. Then after an unsuccessful attempt at getting the cover of the cereal box, Rob decides they may have a better chance if the two buddies dress as older women. They do so, then take photos and Rob creates his own mock cereal box. By the end of the episode we see Meaty, Rob & Big dressed in drag. | | Guest Stars: Dick Van Patten as Himself | | Songs: Trump -- Actin Bad, The Cult -- She Sells Sanctuary, Montell Jordan -- This is How We Do It. | |
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| 21 :03x05 - Guinness World Records (Feb/05/2008) | | After picking up a book on Guiness World Records at the supermarket, Rob decides he can break at least 20 of the skateboarding records. Big Black also gets in on the action. In the end, Rob breaks 21 World Records in skateboarding and Big breaks 2 World Records in eating. | | Guest Stars: Stephen Berra as Himself | | Songs: Afrika Bambaataa -- Looking for The Perfect Beat, Trouble Funk -- Pump Me Up, Paul Engemann -- Scarface (Push it to the Limit), Helmet -- Unsung | |
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| 22 :03x06 - Big Bob (Feb/12/2008) | | In this episode, Big Black decides to show Rob what it's like to live as a large man. Rob then takes on the persona of a larger man and dons a fat suit for the day, doing everyday tasks. | | Songs: Jean Knight -- Mr. Big Stuff, Lovin' Spoonful -- You're A Big Boy Now | |
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| 23 :03x07 - Charity (Feb/19/2008) | | In this episode the guys set out to do some charity work. They get bags together for the homeless, visit an old-folks home and give away free ice cream. | | Special Guest Stars: Rick Thorne as Himself | | Songs: B.T. Express -- Do it til You're Satisfied, Run-D.M.C. vs. Jason Nevins -- It's Like That | |
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| 24 :03x08 - Harry the Healer (Feb/26/2008) | | Rob is convinced that Sacred Geometry, a therapy being hawked by a street shaman, is the answer to all that is wrong. This episode also leads the boys on a yoga adventure. | | Special Guest Stars: Stephen Berra as Himself | | Songs: Cut Chemist -- Addictive, The Cure -- Boys Don't Dry, Andy Bey -- Celestial Blues | |
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| 26 :03x10 - Dating Game (Mar/11/2008) | | After finding "hooker gloves" on his dresser, Rob decides he is tired of always dating "Dirty Girls" so Big goes on MySpace and puts out a bulletin to find a nice girl for Rob. The show turns into a blindfolded "dating game" for Rob (who cheats and tells Drama to put the hottest girl as number 3). But when the winner blogs about Rob and denies it, he decides she wasn't for him and that it's gonna be D.G.F. or Dirty Girls Forever. Also in this episode, the guys purchase remote controlled helicopters but have troubles learning to control them. | | Songs: The Ramones -- Beat on the Brat, Kenny Loggins -- Danger Zone | |
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| 27 :03x11 - Vegas (Mar/18/2008) | | It's Drama's 21st birthday and Rob and Big decide to rent a party bus and take him to Las Vegas to celebrate. They are joined by skateboarding legend Danny Way, who stops by for some shredding along the way. | | Guest Stars: Danny Way as Himself | | Songs: BB King -- Bad Luck, James Gang -- Funk #9, Yun Joc -- It's Goin Down, TI -- What You Know | |
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| 28 :03x12 - Meaty's Birthday (Mar/25/2008) | | In this episode, Rob decides to have a special "Super Sweet 14" Birthday Party for Meaty while Big goes green and gets his 1970's Pinto environmentally friendly. | | Guest Stars: Dick Van Patten as Himself | | Songs: West Side Connection -- "Bow Down", Chicago Gangsters -- "Gangster Boogie" | |
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| 29 :03x13 - Parents (Apr/01/2008) | | Rob's parents come to Hollywood for a visit during April Fools Day. Rob spends the time torturing his mom while showing his parents Hollywood! | | Songs: Dean Martin -- Hollywood or Bust, America -- You Can Do Magic | |
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| 30 :03x14 - Cancun (Apr/08/2008) |
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While eating at El Coyote restaurant, Drama drops the bomb that he's never been to Mexico. Rob decides he must immediately take this "delicate little flower" south of the border. Rob decides that it would be the perfect place to perform a Bobby Light concert.
When Rob has second thoughts about the performance, Big talks him into it if he will do the performance if he can get a mariachi band to perform the song with them. Rob reluctantly agrees.
The boys then go shopping at a Mexican outlet where Big and Bam Bam discover some colorful Mexican wrestling outfits. Determined not to waste the outfits, the boys head out in search of a wrestling spot. The guys find a Mexican wrestling ring. The local wrestlers name the guys' wrestling alter-egos: Big Water (Big), Big Baby (Bam Bam), Flashito (Drama), and Sexy Boy (Rob).
When they get back to the hotel, Big's mariachi band arrives for their audition. Looks like "Dirty Senorita" will become a reality.
The performance was a hit!!! Although Rob & Big decide it may be better to just perform the song outside of America. | | Songs: Ozomatli -- Cumbia De Los Muertos, Kinky -- Mas, Babe Ruth -- Mexican Millenium, Cakecutte -- Unsung | |
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| 31 :03x15 - Haunted House (Apr/15/2008) | Rob and the guys give ghostbusting a try after Rob believes he has seen an otherwordly presence within the house. Rob is sure that this paranormal activity has caused a rat infestation in 3 Layers of Heaven. So the guys decide to handle the problem by hiring a psychic, exterminator, and a landscaper.
| | Songs: Blondie -- One Way or Another | |
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| 32 :03x16 - Baby (Apr/15/2008) | | Series Finale! It's time to say goodbye to your favorite duo one last time. It's time to say goodbye as Big Black drops the bomb that his girl is pregnant and he will be moving out to become a husband and father. Once his daughter, Isis Rae Boykin, is born. It's time for Big to pack and move. The duo then says their goodbyes. | | Songs: ? & the Mysterians -- 96 Tears, Chest Pains -- Action, Aldo Nova -- Fantasy | |
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