Season 1 |
| 1 :01x01 - Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time (Jul/15/2007) |
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Bret Michaels, lead singer of the Rock band Poison, welcomes 25 young ladies to his rocker lair in the hopes of finding that one special girl he can call his own. In order to help him with this great task, Bret enlists the help of his friend, who is also his tour manager and head of security, Big John. After the girls explore the house and meet each other, Bret has them line up for a special photo shoot. Here, he gets the first taste of the girls' personalities, as he snaps pictures of each of them for what will become their V.I.P. Backstage passes. Some are sexy, and some are...well not so much. After the shoot, it's time for cocktails and a backyard mixer. Trying desperately to make an impression on Bret, the girls pull and tug at him and compete for his attention, leaving Bret a bit overwhelmed. When the girls finally get him alone, and the conversation begins, Bret realizes all those years on the road has made him a little rusty at dating. Getting to know these women is going to be more difficult than he thought. During the party, one girl in particular, gets drunk and out of hand and causes quite a commotion in the house. Will she be one of the six going home that night?
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| 2 :01x02 - Talk Dirty to Me (Jul/22/2007) | With 16 girls all fighting for Bret's affection, tensions are running high and alliances are being formed as the ladies try to eliminate each other from the competition for Bret's heart. Lines are drawn in the sand and the division of the house is formed: The Good Girls and the Bad Girls. This week Bret decides to put the ladies through the ultimate test of a rock star's girl friend: phone sex. Can these ladies entice Bret with only their sexy voices? The 3 lucky winners will have the opportunity of a lifetime as they experience a huge part of Bret's life, while the remaining girls hope they've made enough of an impression on Bret before the next elimination.
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| 3 :01x03 - Motocross (Jul/29/2007) | Bret loves motorcycles, so he challenges the twelve remaining girls to put the pedal to the metal in a motocross relay race. But first the girls have to learn how to ride and it's not as easy as it looks. They fall, nearly run people over, and even lose an acrylic nail or two in the process. Then they divide into three teams for the race. The team that wins the race gets the dates. Tensions from the race lead to two of the girls going at it heavy back at the house. Later things get awkward when two girls from the winning team compete for Bret's attention on an intimate drive-in movie date in the backyard. The next day, the other two girls enjoy a bikini date with Bret as the Good Girls and Bad Girls continue to avoid each other back at the house. When Bret gets wind of the battle that occurred between the two girls post-motocross, he decides he might have to do something before they kill each other. Will one of them be going home before the night is over?
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| 4 :01x04 - Riff It Good (Aug/05/2007) | Bret wants a woman with a creative side, so he gives the remaining 10 women a music challenge. In teams of 2, the girls write lyrics to one of Bret's tracks then perform their song on stage in front of Bret, Big John and a special guest judge. The winners get dates with Bret. After the first date a full-blown party breaks out at the mansion and a few of the girls tempt Bret with some scandalous moves. Upset by the antics, one of the other girls considers going home. The next day Bret goes on a horseback riding date and finds a deeper connection with a soft-spoken girl. Struggling between his love of partying and his desire to find a real relationship, Bret must pick two more women to send home broken-hearted.
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| 5 :01x05 - First Annual Bret's Mudbowl (Aug/12/2007) | Eight girls remain and Bret wants to see who's willing to get down-n-dirty for him in the First Annual Bret's Mudbowl! With a one-on-one date on the line, Bret's sexy girls literally shed blood, sweat...and even their clothes, trying to score for their man. But when the girls take the tackling up a notch, unsuspecting players suddenly find themselves on the injured list and watching the rest of the game from the bench. That night, the game MVP is treated to a one-on-one date like we've never seen before as Bret whips out his guitar and a sweet ballad in the hope of making a rock-n-roll connection. Meanwhile, losers of the Mudbowl challenge join forces in a scheme to target girls for elimination. Their tell-all letter to Bret ignites a wave of backbiting and suspicion that ultimately lands two girls at risk for going home.
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| 6 :01x06 - Tour Bus Challenge (Aug/19/2007) | | The seven remaining girls in the house get an early morning wake up call from Big John. The next test at hand is The Tour Bus Challenge. The ladies compete in various challenges all relating to the life of a musician on the road, and the winner gets a solo date with Bret. That night, the girls help Bret celebrate his birthday and a wild party ensues. One of the shyest girls surprises everybody at the party and finally comes out of her shell. But two of the Bad Girls conspire to put a damper on her fun and find a way to get the shy one to retreat back to her room. The next day Bret gives the girls another assignment, the girls must write down why each girl in the house is not good for Bret. The girls are forced to be brutally honest face to face with one another. This uncomfortable and awkward activity, causes the Good Girls to gang up on the meanest one of the Bad Girls, as they write down information about her that they hope will convince Bret to send her packing. Will the message hit home? | |
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| 7 :01x07 - Show Me Your Hits (Aug/26/2007) | | This week Bret has arranged for his remaining "sexy six" to shoot an album cover for his latest release. The girls are divided into two teams and compete against each other trying to create an eye popping and sexy layout. Will the girls have what it takes to impress Bret and be his next cover or will they fall way short of the mark? For the team that wins, the creative director enjoys a private date with Bret while the 2 models go on a tandem date. Tensions run high as the struggle for creative control gets personal...and ultimately lands 1 lady on the chopping block. | |
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| 8 :01x08 - Superfan Challenge (Sep/02/2007) | | Bret is down to his fabulous five and he's getting serious about finding the right girl. He calls on three of his super fans to come in and interrogate the ladies. The fans are brutal as they question each girl one by one. The fans choose the girl they think is best for Bret to go on a solo date that will change her life forever. While they are out, the fans continue to grill the other four girls. Things in the house get tense as the fans confess which two girls they think are the worst for Bret. More than one of the girls begin to crack under the pressure of the judgment by the fans and one considers leaving the house. Bret and his date come home with a shocking surprise and he joins his superfans to discuss which girl's tour is going to end tonight. | |
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| 9 :01x09 - Vegas Baby! (Sep/09/2007) | | It's time to see who can handle Bret's rock star life on the road, so the final four girls hop on the tour bus and head to Vegas where Bret is playing a big show. After the concert, backstage partying spins out of control for a couple of the girls and Bret's plans for a romantic dinner are ruined. The next day at the spa, alone time with each girl and a troubling rumor leave Bret with more questions than answers about his remaining girls. Back at the mansion the tour ends for one more girl in the most dramatic elimination yet. | |
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| 10 :01x10 - Meet the Parents (Sep/16/2007) | | Only three girls left in the house and now it's time for their parents to meet Bret. Bret takes all three girls and their families out separately only to find out more dirt on the girls he is courting. The friendship of the two remaining Bad Girls unravels when one discovers the other isn't the same person she's been portraying herself to be. Ever since daddy arrived, that same girl has cleaned up her ways and now boasts a more PG version of herself, while painting a bad picture of her so-called friend to her parents. One confronts the other and all hell breaks loose, ending the friendship in front of the parents in what is sure to be one of the most uncomfortable scenes ever. At the end of the episode, Bret must cut one more girl that he has grown close to. | |
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| 11 :01x11 - Clip Show (Sep/23/2007) | | Tune in for the season highlights and TONS of never before seen footage of Bret and his ladies. Find out the real story behind Heathers tattoo, the behind the scenes practical jokes, and much much more! | |
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| 12 :01x12 - The Rose & the Thorn (Sep/30/2007) | Things heat up when Bret tells the final 2 girls to pack their bikinis 'cause they're goin' for an exotic getaway to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico! The trip quickly goes from rockin' to rocky as the girls vie for their man's affection in paradise. But Bret Michaels never lets a little catfight ruin his fun. Whether above or below the border, Bret shows the girls 'nothin' but a good time' taking them each on private 24 hour adventures -- from down and dirty dune buggies to luxurious ocean liners and steamy nightcaps. Back in Bel Air, Bret has to choose one girl to forever rock his world -- or does he? Someone is walking away with a broken heart....
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| 13 :01x13 - Reunion (Oct/07/2007) | | The ladies who vied for Bret's affections return to his mansion to discuss the competition. | |
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Season 2 |
| 14 :02x01 - Season Premiere - Season 2 (Jan/13/2008) | | Bret Michaels returns along with 20 women hopeful to win his heart. The first day sees the girls meet Bret and participate in a photo shoot along with gathering for a cocktail mixer, where the group will be trimmed to 15. | | Songs: Bret Michaels -- | |
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| 15 :02x02 - Peep Show (Jan/20/2008) | | The girl's end up facing their own words when challenged to a dare. Then, Bret holds his first ever Peep Show contest, where the girls show off their best assets. Then an old style dance off is held, where three girls are then eliminated. | |
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| 16 :02x03 - Stroller Derby (Jan/27/2008) | | Bret challenges the ladies to strap on roller skates and race around a track while protecting "baby Bret." Later, tensions build in the house when Bret spends alone time with one of the most disliked contestants. Two more ladies are eliminated. | |
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| 18 :02x04 - A Ride on the Wild Side (Feb/10/2008) | | This weeks challenge has the ladies competing to build a custom motorcycle. Also, Bret releases two contestants after the girls pose in pinup shoot. | |
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| 18 :02x05 - Mud Bowl II (Feb/17/2008) | | The second annual Mud Bowl finds the nine remaining ladies competing and one more being eliminated. | |
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| 19 :02x06 - Once a Cowgirl (Feb/24/2008) | | Rodeo makes her return as the girls are set to compete in her Rocking Rodeo challenge, with the winner receiving a dinner with Bret. | |
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| 20 :02x07 - Red, White and a Little Blue (Mar/02/2008) | | The remaining ladies are asked to perform in a USO show. A contestant is accused of no showing Bret enough affection, which threatens to ruin a family style dinner. | |
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| 21 :02x08 - Video Vixens (Mar/16/2008) | | This episodes challenge is for the six remaining ladies to perform in their own music video. Bret makes a tough decision over who will stay or go when one contestant has a breakdown. | |
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| 21 :02x09 - Going to Ex-tremes (Mar/23/2008) | | Bret tries to dig up dirt on the remaining ladies by inviting their exes to the house. Meanwhile, a surprise guest is left in charge of the five remaining women. | |
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| 23 :02x10 - Bitter Suite (Mar/30/2008) | | The remaining girls get an unexpected trip to Las Vegas with Bret and an old rowdy friend of his. | |
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| Clip Show (Apr/10/2008) | | A look at the clips of the season highlights. | |
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Season 3 |
| 28 :03x01 - Hustle on the Bustle (Jan/04/2009) | | The third season begins with a twist. This time the ladies will live on Brett's tour bus as he rides through the country. Every stop will have a challenge to earn Brett's affection. | |
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| 29 :03x02 - Fifteen Weddings And Three Funerals (Jan/11/2009) | | Each of the ladies will recite the wedding vows they have written to Bret. One girl makes advances at Brett after feeling spurned by the others, but is all her craziness too much and too soon for Bret? Three of the ladies must stay behind in the next city they stop at. | |
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| 30 :03x03 - Babes on Ice (Jan/18/2009) | | Bret is looking for a woman who instills that maternal instinct, so he wonders who will baby him as he laces up the skates to take on the University of Illinois women's hockey team. Later, a heated argument over a secret phone call makes for a scorching elimination. | |
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| 31 :03x04 - Roadies (Jan/25/2009) | | This episode features a competition between the girls as they work as roadies clearing up the stage after a show. The winner will receive VIP treatment at Bret's concert, and the loser's will be sitting in the nosebleed section. | |
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| 32 :03x05 - Eight Is Not Enough (Feb/08/2009) | | Bret isn't liking the emotional effort being given by the remaining eight women and decides to add three new ladies. | |
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| 33 :03x06 - Mud Bowl III (Feb/15/2009) | | It's the pink bus vs. the blue bus for the annual Mudbowl, and Bret will sweep away the MVP for a romantic overnight trip. Meanwhile, one contestant finds out her father has died, and Bret also receives some bad news. | |
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| 34 :03x07 - Truck Stop Games (Mar/01/2009) | | Bret offers up a strange competition concerning beer, truckers and of course babes. While taken aboard for some private time, one of the three girls reflects on whether she wants this lifestyle. But excessive partying by a few of the girls has Bret questioning whether some of these girls are actually here for him. The elimination round causes tensions to rise as three of the ladies come stumbling in drunk and Bret deciding which he will vote off. | |
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| 35 :03x08 - Bikini Day Care (Mar/08/2009) | | The tour heads to Panama City Beach, FL, where the remaining seven contestants are tested on their mothering skills by herding up a group of rowdy kids around a swimming pool. | |
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| 36 :03x09 - Exes and Oh's! (Mar/15/2009) | | Bret finds out the hidden secrets of the six remaining ladies as he invites their exes aboard the bus to be interrogated by Bret's ex Amber and Rock of Love alum Heather. | |
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| 38 :03x11 - Double Dates (Mar/29/2009) | | This week's challenge will consist of beer, babes and truckers. Bret invites three of the remaining contestants aboard his bus for an extended period of time. | |
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| 41 :03x14 - Reunion (Apr/19/2009) | | All the ladies gather once again who vied for the affections of Bret. | |
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