<-- Previous EpisodeNext Episode -->
Ralph Bighead decides he wants out of his animation contract, so he hires Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert to write and animate his new series. Their show, Wacky Deli, becomes a huge success despite Ralph's attempts at sabotaging it.
(10 years later)
Ralph: Oh my gosh! Can it be that I finally completed my destiny? (pull back to reveal a mountain in the shape of a bowl of fruit) BEHOLD! MY MASTERPIECE! (in tears) I'm so happy!
Local Yokel: Saaaaaaay, not bad, but, deh, have you ever hurd of 'Wacky Delly'? (Ralph's expression quickly changes) The first season, that is, before that other guy came along and ruined it.
(The reaction to the Wacky Delly pilot, which was the weirdest piece of animation ever seen)
Ralph Bighead: Well, whadaya think?
(slight pause as Will and Frank look at each other expressionless, then look at Ralph with wide smiles)
Will and Frank: WE LOVE IT!
Rocko: (holding up a drawing of Betty Bologna) This here's Betty Bologna. She's a girl!
Will: (Ralph's boss) Frank, did you see those kids' faces?
Frank: (Ralph's other boss) Yes.
Will: Do Ralph and his friends know that they have created a monster?
Frank: They don't have a clue.
Frank: Yes, Will?
Will: We've . . got . . one . . . HECK OF A HIT SHOW HERE!
Heffer: (to Filbert) Your cartoons aren't even funny enough to be on the Family Channel!
Mr. Cheese: I am the cheese. I am the best character on this show. I am better than the salami and the bologna combined.