Recap
Rodney shows Jack a practical joke and he starts playing them at school. Shortly after, he ends up in detention. Rodney and Trina meet his teacher and Rodney knows exactly what the problem is. He tells Trina that Jack is attracted to the teacher, but she just doesn't want to believe he's growing up so fast. When she puts him to the test, she is forced to accept the way things are. In the end, Rodney persuades Jack that it just isn't love...
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Episode Quotes
Barry: Coyote eggs! Mmmm, I love those. They go good with snake milk.
Bo: We have snake milk?
Jack: Reptiles don't make milk, genius.
Rodney: You know, that is it, Jack. When you come home from school today I want you playing video games. No more discovery channel for you.
Charlie: (talking to Trina about Jack having ADD) Hmm, well, I don't know that much about attention deficit disorder, but, hey! Look at that squirrel...
Rodney: (cueing Barry about a trophy he won) You've got a tiny thing Barry!
Rodney: (talking about his fifth grade teacher) She had such long blonde hair, and such a beautiful smile, and...such an amazing set of...encyclopedias.