Andy: Do you know what the best thing about my life is right now?
Sam: (pointing to himself) This guy?
Andy: No. My life is a mess and for the first time I'm not running around trying to fix it. Remember how you said neat and tidy is overrated? Yeah, well I'm putting my trust in that.
Sam: Neat and tidy is who you are, you know? Don't drive your trust-mobile off a cliff.
Andy: Look over there. Definitely woo-girls.
Sam: Oh, yeah? You're telling me you're not a woo-girl, McNally?
Andy: Yeah, maybe. After a bottle of tequila.
Sam: A whole bottle of tequila and I'm a woo-girl.
Andy: Oliver, you're a good dad.
Oliver: Yeah, right.
Chris: Why did you? Sign up, I mean.
Nick: I liked the commercials. Nah, I always liked helping people. Was looking for somewhere to belong, I guess.
Sam: Andy, you said you liked messy. Well this is me, messy, okay? I made a mistake. I went about it the wrong way. I'd like to give you a ride home.
Andy: Well, I guess that beats taking the trust-mobile.