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Royal Pains: Crazy Love

Hank helps out with victims from a car accident who have injuries which are not apparent. Elsewhere, childhood pal returns to the Hamptons after receiving a job offer from Boris. Also, Divya's examines her relationship a little closer with her fiance after he comes for a visit.

Episode Info

Episode number: 1x7
Production Number: RP107
Airdate: Thursday July 23rd, 2009

Alternate Airdates:



Guest Stars
Campbell ScottCampbell Scott
As Boris Kuester von Jurgens-Ratenicz
Jason KravitsJason Kravits
As Dr. Dan Irving
Rupak GinnRupak Ginn
As Raj
Eliza CoupeEliza Coupe
As Katie
Roselyn SanchezRoselyn Sanchez
As Sophia Santos
William AbadieWilliam Abadie
As Javier Santos

Co-Guest Stars
Dieter RiesleDieter Riesle
As Dieter
Main Cast
Mark FeuersteinMark Feuerstein
As Hank Lawson
Paulo CostanzoPaulo Costanzo
As Evan Roth Lawson
Jill FlintJill Flint
As Jill Casey
Reshma ShettyReshma Shetty
As Divya Katdare


The episode begins with Hank giving Boris a physical checkup. Hank declares he is as fit as a 25 year old. Afterward at the beach, Jill introduces Hank and Evan to her friend Katie, who is in town to meet with Boris about funding for her research. Divya gets in an accident when a woman drives her moped in front of her. Divya calls Hank to treat the woman, Sofia. Later while relaxing, Hank gets a call from Boris. Hank arrives to find Katie with a laceration on her leg, apparently from a shark. Katie claims to have been having a late night swim, and Boris says he will notify the authorities about the apparent shark attack...

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Episode Notes
Episode viewers (millions): 6.21

ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
The Alternate RoutesToe the Line 
Conrad KorschI'm LeavingJill and Hank break up
EstateLet Her KnowHank, Evan and Jill discuss Katie's research and M
Hayley TaylorWakingDivya says goodbye to Raj at the jitney stop
The Ivy WallsFaster FasterOpening sequence

Episode Quotes
Katie: So this one's the CFO, and this one's the MSG?
Hank: MS what?
Jill: It's nothing.

Hank: What's an MSG?
Evan: Medical Super God?
Hank: Oh, alright,
Evan: Miniature Sex Gimp? Mumbling Snow Gerbil?

Evan: What the Hell is an MSG?
Hank: You guys gotta tell us what that means, it's enough already.
Jill: It's stupid.
Evan: Medieval Slut Gatherer. Man Seeking Guacamole. Manatee..
Katie: Okay, seriously, put us out of our misery.
Hank: Yes, save yourselves, I cannot hear one more of these.
Jill: It means... My Summer Guy

Other Episode Crew

CreatorAndrew Lenchewski  |  John P. Rogers
Executive ProducerPaul Frank  |  Michael Rauch  |  Jeff Kwatinetz  |  Rich Frank
Co-Executive ProducerJace Alexander  |  John P. Rogers  |  Andrew Lenchewski
ProducerChristine Sacani
Consulting ProducerCarol Flint  |  Constance M. Burge  |  Jon Sherman
Associate ProducerJohn A. Smith  |  Margo Johnston
Production DesignerRay Kluga
EditorNancy Morrison
CastingSteven Jacobs (2)  |  Bonnie Finnegan
Unit Production ManagerAlyson Evans
First Assistant DirectorRobert C. Albertell
Second Assistant DirectorBrendan Walsh (1)
MusicJames S. Levine
Music EditorLesley Langs
Music SupervisorAlicen Catron Schneider  |  Oliver Hild
Costume DesignerSuzanne McCabe
Key GripSal Lanza
Camera OperatorPeter Nolan  |  Derek Walker  |  Andrew Voegeli
Set DecoratorMila Khalevich
Location ManagerMichael Fucci
Property MasterRuth Dipasquale
Construction CoordinatorRonnie A. Petagna Jr.
Production Sound MixerBrian Miksis
Script SupervisorDeirdre Horgan Aska
Production CoordinatorKimberly Haden
Script CoordinatorErika Schleich
Assistant EditorHoward Leder  |  Carmelo Casalenuovo  |  Ann Trulove
Supervising Sound EditorJack Levy
Re-Recording MixerAlan Decker  |  Mark Linden
LeadmanPeter Dunbar  |  Peter Decurtis
GafferBrooke Stanford
Director of PhotographyJim Denault
Art DirectorKevin Rupnik
Medical AdvisorIrv Danesh
Makeup Department Head Francesca Buccellato
Key Makeup ArtistAnita Gibson  |  Felice Diamond
Art Department CoordinatorNicole Duryea
Main Title DesignJ. John Corbett  |  Randall Balsmeyer
Production AccountantLynda Van Damm
Transportation CaptainSteven R. Hammond
Casting AssociateJessica Daniels
Original CastingSusie Farris
Post SupervisorMichael Strong
ColoristGeorge Cvjetnicanin
Assistant To The Executive ProducerLaurie Ferneau  |  Corey Marsh  |  Aubrey Villalobos  |  Vera Salamone
Assistant Costume DesignerMario Martinez
Assistant To The Co-executive ProducerHelen Berger  |  Max Dilallo
Assistant AccountantErnesto Alcalde
Hair Department HeadAnna Krommydas
Post CoordinatorSam Friedlander
Wardrobe SupervisorThomas Stokes
Charge Scenic ArtistGiovanni Rodriguez
Assistant HairstylistAnita Roganovic
Main Title Theme Performed ByThe Blue Van
"A" Camera First AssistantMarc Hillygus  |  Malcolm A. Purnell
Background CastingGrant Wilfley
Transportation Co-captainPeter Clores
Background Casting AssociateRichard Burridge
Assistant To WritersAlex Douglas
Writers' PAMark Fasano
Post PaWoody Strassner
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