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Royal Pains: Wonderland

Hank treats a woman suffering from hallucinations; Jill allows Charlie to move in temporarily; Divya and Raj prepare for their engagement party.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 1x12
Production Number: RP112
Airdate: Thursday August 27th, 2009

Alternate Airdates:


Guest Stars
Anna GeorgeAnna George
As Rubina Katdare
Anna GeorgeAnna George
As Rubina Katdare
Ajay MehtaAjay Mehta
As Devesh Katdare
Bruno CamposBruno Campos
As Charlie Casey
Bruno CamposBruno Campos
As Charlie Casey
Rupak GinnRupak Ginn
As Raj
Samantha MathisSamantha Mathis
As Amy Hill
Samantha MathisSamantha Mathis
As Amy Hill
Alexandra HoldenAlexandra Holden
As Zoey Hill
Main Cast
Mark FeuersteinMark Feuerstein
As Hank Lawson
Mark FeuersteinMark Feuerstein
As Hank Lawson
Paulo CostanzoPaulo Costanzo
As Evan Roth Lawson
Paulo CostanzoPaulo Costanzo
As Evan Roth Lawson
Jill FlintJill Flint
As Jill Casey
Jill FlintJill Flint
As Jill Casey
Reshma ShettyReshma Shetty
As Divya Katdare
Reshma ShettyReshma Shetty
As Divya Katdare


The episode opens on a Sunday with Evan relaxing and Hank reading company e-mail. Hank finds out that their check bounced when trying to buy a portable EKG machine and he tells Evan to fix it. He then begins to read through Boris's family medical history. Evan interrupts to discuss the impending loss of Divya when she gets married. They agree that they will have to find a new physician's assistant, but will never find another Divya. ..

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Episode Notes
Episode viewers (millions): 5.90

ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
The VeilsSit Down By The FireClosing scenes of the episode

Episode Quotes
Evan: This is outside our scope of practice, Hank. We're not a concierge ghostbuster's service, okay?
Hank: We're going in to look for mold, I'll take the attic, you take the basement.
Evan: I'm not going to the basement.
Hank: Fine, you take the attic, try not to get slimed.

Hank: So, uhh, congratulations?
Evan: Yeah, we're so, ambivalent for you.
Divya: You think that this is uncomfortable? Wait 'til you see what happens in 15 minutes, when I stand up and piss off a tent full of Bandyopadhyays and Katdares.
Evan: Oh my god, are you pregnant?
Divya: No, I'm not pregnant.
Evan: Are you gay?
Divya: Evan, really?

Evan: We're broke.
Hank: What do you mean broke?
Evan: I mean depleted, destitute, insolvent..
Hank: I was asking for an explanation, not a thesaurus. What the hell are you talking about, Evan?
Evan: Well, I invested our working capital in some alternative, high yield instruments..
Hank: English, Evan.
Evan: We got scammed.
Hank: You got scammed, by who?
Evan: And it's all gone you know, almost every last penny of it at least, it's gone. Why are you not furious?
Hank: Oh, I'm furious, I'm furious, I'm just not surprised. In fact, the only shock here is that it took this long for you to let me down.
Evan: Look, I'm gonna find a way to get that money...
Hank: Don't you get it? It's not about the money. It's about the secrets, the lies, the greed.
Evan: We can rebuild. I know we can.
Hank: Yeah, HankMed maybe, my trust in you, doubtful.

Cultural References
Evan: We're not a concierge ghostbuster's service

Ghostbusters is a 1984 comedy about a ghost removal service. Evan says the line after one of the home owner's says their house might be haunted.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorAndrew Lenchewski  |  John P. Rogers
Executive ProducerMichael Rauch  |  Rich Frank  |  Paul Frank  |  Jeff Kwatinetz
Co-Executive ProducerJohn P. Rogers  |  Andrew Lenchewski
ProducerChristine Sacani
Consulting ProducerJon Sherman  |  Carol Flint  |  Constance M. Burge
Associate ProducerJohn A. Smith  |  Margo Johnston
EditorCharles McClelland
CastingBonnie Finnegan  |  Steven Jacobs (2)
Unit Production ManagerAlyson Evans
First Assistant DirectorStuart Feldman
MusicJames S. Levine
Music EditorLesley Langs
Music SupervisorAlicen Catron Schneider
Costume DesignerCaroline Duncan
Key GripSal Lanza
Camera OperatorGeorge Bianchini  |  Peter Nolan
Set DecoratorMila Khalevich
Location ManagerMichael Fucci
Property MasterRuth Dipasquale
Construction CoordinatorRonnie A. Petagna Jr.
Production Sound MixerBrian Miksis
Script SupervisorDeirdre Horgan Aska
Production CoordinatorKimberly Haden
Script CoordinatorErika Schleich
Assistant EditorHoward Leder
Re-Recording MixerMark Linden
GafferBrooke Stanford
Director of PhotographyJim Denault
Medical AdvisorIrv Danesh
Makeup Department Head Francesca Buccellato
Key Makeup ArtistFelice Diamond
Art Department CoordinatorNicole Duryea
Main Title DesignJ. John Corbett  |  Randall Balsmeyer
Production AccountantLynda Van Damm
Transportation CaptainSteven R. Hammond
Post Production AssistantLeigh Cousins
Original CastingSusie Farris
Post SupervisorMichael Strong
ColoristGeorge Cvjetnicanin
Assistant To The Executive ProducerVera Salamone  |  Laurie Ferneau  |  Aubrey Villalobos  |  Priscilla Crowe
Assistant Costume DesignerJessica Glenn
Assistant To The Co-executive ProducerMax Dilallo  |  Helen Berger
Assistant AccountantErnesto Alcalde
Hair Department HeadAnna Krommydas
Post CoordinatorSam Friedlander
Wardrobe SupervisorDavid Turk
Charge Scenic ArtistGiovanni Rodriguez
Main Title Theme Performed ByThe Blue Van
"A" Camera First AssistantChristopher B. Green
Background CastingGrant Wilfley
Transportation Co-captainPeter Clores
Background Casting AssociateRichard Burridge
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