Recap
The episode opens with Jill getting macaroni and cheese from Mac's gourmet beach-side restaurant. Mac tells Jill that he and his wife have not been talking to each other. When Jill responds, Mac closes up and says he doesn’t want to talk about it. Jill tells Hank that Emily Peck has set up shop and wonders if he is worried. He says that he is not upset and that there is enough business to go around. Back at HankMed Evan wants to get a new car and Divya wants to leave early for something “personal”. Hank enters and tells Evan that he can have a new car and gives Evan the key to the Saab. Evan is not amused. They are called to treat Donna, Mac’s wife. Donna wanted to pack up the truck undisturbed so she tied Mac to a lounge chair out back, then accidentally fell down the stairs breaking her ankle. Mac struggles against his bonds, calling Donna's name, but manages to fall into the pool still tied to the chair. Hank jumps in the pool to save him. ..
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Episode Quotes
Jill: So, what do you think?
Hank: I think comfort food shouldn't involve long lines or lobster.
Jill: I was talking about the clinic.
Hank: Oh, right.
Evan: So Paige, I've been giving a lot of thought to your plan.
Paige: So have I. I want Hank, and I will pay you a finder's fee to convince him.
Evan: Alright, you are not going to get Hank.
Paige: I tend to get what I want.
Evan: You will never get it from Hank, in a million years, trust me he is as stubborn as an ox.
Paige: Mule.
Evan: Ox.
Paige: I see the family resemblance.
Evan: I want to make a confession, guys.
Hank: You took Paige up on her offer. You were her faux-beau.
Evan: What gave me away?
Hank: Oh, I don't know, the shopping bags, the highlights, the faint smell of lavender.
Evan: That was tuber rose, actually.
Hank: Oh, good to know.
Hank: Either I make you nervous or you have a neurological disorder.
Emily: I do not have a neurological disorder, and you do not make me nervous.
Divya: Well look who needed to feel pretty.
Hank: Are you wearing makeup dude?
Evan: Yeah.
Divya: Why?
Evan: Becau... because I'm a whore. I'm a dirty whore.
Hank: Do you know what that was about?
Divya: Yes, Evan is a dirty whore.
Hank: Great.