Episode Quotes
Evan: Could you be more perfect?
Paige: I doubt it, but I'll try.
Hank: Evan, as much as I like Paige, we do not want a publicist.
Evan: Henry, everyone wants a publicist, okay, we need one.
Hank: No we don't.
Evan: Yes.. I'm not gonna argue with you about this.
Hank: Okay.
Evan: Yes we do.
Hank: No we don't.
Evan: Yes we do.
Hank: No we don't.
Evan: Jill what do you think?
Jill: I think we should talk about Divya.
Ken: I'll tell you what Lawson, why don't you join the event this year, my treat, and then we'll see who beats who. It's all in the name of charity, of course.
Hank: Of course. I've got a busy schedule, and I think I'm over old rivalries. You know what I mean Keller, turn the page.
Ken: Yeah, wouldn't want you to get injured.
Hank: Game on! You know, schedule permitting.
Ken: Absolutely.
Jill: First, I would love to know how you were held to one catch against the Vikings in '09.
Greg: You play fantasy football?
Jill: I grew up with three brothers. I traded my second round draft pick for you. You were a first alternate to the pro bowl, you posted back to back thousand yard seasons, and then... one catch!?
Ken: You do know he scored two touchdowns in the Superbowl which his team also won?
Jill: That's great for him. '09 against the Vikings!?
Greg: I came back the next game.
Jill: Yeah, after I benched you!
Greg: You benched me?
Jill: Oh, yeah.
Ken: Alright, come on, come on (drags Jill away)
Jill: Yeah, I benched you.
Ken: Thanks very much Greg.
Greg: Wow. Take care Ken.
Ken: We'll talk later.
Jill: Benchwarmer!
Ken: Jill, I wouldn't count on that fund raising money.
Divya: I don't need you to make me feel better.
Evan: But you're an over-accessorized, emotional volcano waiting to erupt!
Divya: Evan! I am fine!
Hank: Divya hasn't deposited any of her checks since HankMed started?
Evan: A couple, tops.
Hank: God, I'm worried about her.
Evan: Me too. No Raj, no family, no home, no car, just... us.
Hank: Yeah, she's in worse shape than I thought.
Evan: You don't have to go through this alone.
Divya: With you in my face every minute, I am hardly alone.
Evan: What your parents did, cutting you off, cutting you out, how could parents not want to see their own kids?
Divya: Are we talking about me, or are we talking about you?
visual: Evan is speechless.
Divya: Your father disappeared for twenty years, and now he doesn't even want you to visit him in prison. Maybe you should worry about your own family.
Paige: It's not a good time, Hank. I'm sorry, I just got some really bad news. Maybe you could help me.
Hank: Yeah, I'm happy to try.
Paige: Would it be covered under the doctor-patient confidentiality?
Hank: Is it medical in nature?
Paige: Yes, unfortunately.
Hank: Then, yeah, yeah it would.
Paige: Okay..
Hank: But Paige, first let me just say, umm, Evan loves you and I'm a little concerned about my knowing something about you that you don't want him to know. It could put all of us in a really tricky situation.
Paige: No, no, I didn't even think of it that way.
Hank: I could find you an excellent doctor.
Paige: No, no please, just don't say anything to Evan, okay?