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Royal Pains: But There's A Catch

Hank is invited by his old nemesis Ken Keller to participate in a charity football tournament. During the competition, Ken suffers an injury that Hank must treat despite his feelings toward Ken. Evan plots to keep Divya busy to keep her mind off her troubles.

Episode Info

Episode number: 3x2
Production Number: RP302
Airdate: Wednesday July 06th, 2011


Guest Stars
Brooke DBrooke D'Orsay
As Paige Collins
Michael B. SilverMichael B. Silver
As Ken Keller
Greg JenningsGreg Jennings
As Himself

Co-Guest Stars
Kennith FranklinKennith Franklin
As Adrian Scott
Zach PooleZach Poole
As cashier
Main Cast
Mark FeuersteinMark Feuerstein
As Hank Lawson
Paulo CostanzoPaulo Costanzo
As Evan Roth Lawson
Jill FlintJill Flint
As Jill Casey
Reshma ShettyReshma Shetty
As Divya Katdare


Evan initiates the first HankMed staff meeting with Jill in attendance when Paige arrives bearing muffins. She starts talking about the notoriety HankMed gained from the bus crash in the previous episode when Evan suggests HankMed cash in by hiring a publicist. Paige volunteers herself, even though Hank desperately tries to signal Evan that this would be a bad idea. Evan of course, caves in to her suggestion. While Hank and Evan argue, Jill wants to talk about Divya who has been down in the dumps since her parents disowned her. Evan recommends keeping Divya busy to keep her mind off her troubles. When Hank leaves to visit a new client, Jill decides to accompany him rather than stay and plot with Evan. As they leave, Divya finally comes downstairs, then thinks better of it and heads up the steps in the face of Evan's cheerfulness...

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Episode Notes
Special thanks to the town of Oyster Bay, and the town supervisor, John Venditto.

Episode viewers (millions): 5.02

ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
The Active SetBetter Brigade 
The Florida State University Marching BandNotre Dame Victory March 
Oh DarlingPrettiest Thing 
OK GoA Good Idea At The Time 
Surfer BloodSwim 

Episode Quotes
Evan: Could you be more perfect?
Paige: I doubt it, but I'll try.

Hank: Evan, as much as I like Paige, we do not want a publicist.
Evan: Henry, everyone wants a publicist, okay, we need one.
Hank: No we don't.
Evan: Yes.. I'm not gonna argue with you about this.
Hank: Okay.
Evan: Yes we do.
Hank: No we don't.
Evan: Yes we do.
Hank: No we don't.
Evan: Jill what do you think?
Jill: I think we should talk about Divya.

Ken: I'll tell you what Lawson, why don't you join the event this year, my treat, and then we'll see who beats who. It's all in the name of charity, of course.
Hank: Of course. I've got a busy schedule, and I think I'm over old rivalries. You know what I mean Keller, turn the page.
Ken: Yeah, wouldn't want you to get injured.
Hank: Game on! You know, schedule permitting.
Ken: Absolutely.

Jill: First, I would love to know how you were held to one catch against the Vikings in '09.
Greg: You play fantasy football?
Jill: I grew up with three brothers. I traded my second round draft pick for you. You were a first alternate to the pro bowl, you posted back to back thousand yard seasons, and then... one catch!?
Ken: You do know he scored two touchdowns in the Superbowl which his team also won?
Jill: That's great for him. '09 against the Vikings!?
Greg: I came back the next game.
Jill: Yeah, after I benched you!
Greg: You benched me?
Jill: Oh, yeah.
Ken: Alright, come on, come on (drags Jill away)
Jill: Yeah, I benched you.
Ken: Thanks very much Greg.
Greg: Wow. Take care Ken.
Ken: We'll talk later.
Jill: Benchwarmer!
Ken: Jill, I wouldn't count on that fund raising money.

Divya: I don't need you to make me feel better.
Evan: But you're an over-accessorized, emotional volcano waiting to erupt!
Divya: Evan! I am fine!

Hank: Divya hasn't deposited any of her checks since HankMed started?
Evan: A couple, tops.
Hank: God, I'm worried about her.
Evan: Me too. No Raj, no family, no home, no car, just... us.
Hank: Yeah, she's in worse shape than I thought.

Evan: You don't have to go through this alone.
Divya: With you in my face every minute, I am hardly alone.
Evan: What your parents did, cutting you off, cutting you out, how could parents not want to see their own kids?
Divya: Are we talking about me, or are we talking about you?
visual: Evan is speechless.
Divya: Your father disappeared for twenty years, and now he doesn't even want you to visit him in prison. Maybe you should worry about your own family.

Paige: It's not a good time, Hank. I'm sorry, I just got some really bad news. Maybe you could help me.
Hank: Yeah, I'm happy to try.
Paige: Would it be covered under the doctor-patient confidentiality?
Hank: Is it medical in nature?
Paige: Yes, unfortunately.
Hank: Then, yeah, yeah it would.
Paige: Okay..
Hank: But Paige, first let me just say, umm, Evan loves you and I'm a little concerned about my knowing something about you that you don't want him to know. It could put all of us in a really tricky situation.
Paige: No, no, I didn't even think of it that way.
Hank: I could find you an excellent doctor.
Paige: No, no please, just don't say anything to Evan, okay?

Other Episode Crew

CreatorJohn P. Rogers  |  Andrew Lenchewski
Executive ProducerAndrew Lenchewski  |  Michael Rauch  |  Rich Frank  |  Paul Frank  |  Jeff Kwatinetz
Co-Executive ProducerCarol Flint  |  Constance M. Burge  |  Christine Sacani  |  Jon Sherman
ProducerAntonia Ellis (1)  |  Kathy Ciric
Co-ProducerJessica Ball (2)  |  Irv Danesh  |  Mark Feuerstein
Consulting ProducerJack Bernstein
Associate ProducerMargo Johnston
Production DesignerRay Kluga
EditorGary Levy
CastingSteven Jacobs (2)  |  Bonnie Finnegan
Unit Production ManagerKathy Ciric
First Assistant DirectorRobert C. Albertell
Second Assistant DirectorBrendan Walsh (1)
MusicJames S. Levine
Music EditorLesley Langs
Music SupervisorOliver Hild  |  Alicen Catron Schneider
Costume DesignerCaroline Duncan
Key GripSal Lanza
Camera OperatorPeter Vietro Hannum  |  Oliver Cary
Set DecoratorRon Von Blomberg
Location ManagerMichael Fucci
Property MasterRuth Dipasquale
Construction CoordinatorRonnie A. Petagna Jr.
Production Sound MixerJohn McCormick (1)
Script SupervisorDeirdre Horgan Aska
Production CoordinatorBrette Billow
Script CoordinatorHelen Berger
Assistant EditorMarnee Meyer  |  Matthew S. Nickelson
Supervising Sound EditorLouis Bertini
Re-Recording MixerBob Chefalas
LeadmanChris Vogt
GafferSteve Ramsey
On-Line EditorPat Kelleher
Director of PhotographyJoseph R. Collins
Story EditorSimran Baidwan
Stunt CoordinatorCort Hessler
Production SupervisorPeter Sabat
Art DirectorJonathan Arkin
Assistant Production CoordinatorJohn Sesumi
ConsultantJohn P. Rogers
Boom OperatorJulie Wilde
Makeup Department Head Francesca Buccellato
Art Department CoordinatorAlyson Wellins Lewin
Visual Effects SupervisorChris Healer
Main Title DesignJ. John Corbett  |  Randall Balsmeyer
Production AccountantLynda Van Damm
Transportation CaptainSteven R. Hammond
Casting AssociateCandice Alustiza
Original CastingSusie Farris
Post SupervisorSam Friedlander
ColoristRoger Doran
Assistant To The Executive ProducerChris Luttrell  |  Teresa Ingram  |  Priscilla Crowe  |  Laurie Ferneau
Assistant Costume DesignerMegan Kasperlik
Assistant AccountantErnesto Alcalde
Hair Department HeadAnna Hilton
Digital Imaging TechnicianDavid Satin
Post CoordinatorPeter Tadros
Special Effects Make-upCraig Lindberg
Wardrobe SupervisorLaura Downing
Charge Scenic ArtistJoseph Garzero
Sound UtilityJerry Cox (1)
Main Title Theme Performed ByThe Blue Van
"A" Camera First AssistantJohn R. MacDonald
"A" Camera Second AssistantEric Robinson (1)
Loop Group CoordinatorSondra James
Background CastingGrant Wilfley
"B" Camera First AssistantMalcolm A. Purnell
Transportation Co-captainPeter Clores
Background Casting AssociateJoanna Vanadia
LoaderLauren Brown
"B" Camera Second AssistantConstantine Limberis
Key MakeupSunday Englis
Key HairAnita Roganovic
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