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Stella: I know that I've been a little flaky in the past.
Kate: A little? You've never met a job you couldn't quit.
Stella: This is different, this is ours.

Hank: You're up early.
Evan: Hank, I'm just gonna say it. Sleeping on the couch, what's the word? Oh yeah, blows!
Hank: And that's why we're taking turns.

Divya: I want to make you guys a thank you dinner tonight.
Hank: Sounds great.
Evan: That's awesome, Divya. Such a good idea. (whispers to Hank) What if she cooks Indian food?
Hank: Okay, so if she were from Italy, would you assume she'd cook Italian?
Evan: Yes! And that would be awesome 'cause I love Italian.
Hank: Whatever she makes you will eat it, and you will like it.

Charles Woodward: You pushed me to the limit when my wife fell and hurt her shoulder cleaning up after your mutt!
Jerry Douglass: Cleopatra is a pure bred with papers, a four time runner up of the Westminster Kennel Club. She's been on Oprah!

Evan: Great! So we're not gonna be able to support my Dad at his parole hearing.
Paige: Maybe they'll bend the rules.
Evan: Yeah the Department of Justice is known for that.

Hank: I've been thinking about our conversation the other day. And uhhh, I made a list of internists in the area. Maybe one of them can help you with, you know, whatever it is you're dealing with.
Paige: You misunderstood, and I am late for a family thing, so if you could just tell Evan that I left, that would be great. And Hank, we don't ever need to talk about this again!

Divya: It is none of my business, but what is with all of this sneaking around?
Jill: Look, last summer Hank didn't know if he wanted to stay in the Hamptons, and this summer I don't know how long I'll be here, so I guess it's just easier this way.
Divya: How is this easier?
Jill: Because we don't have to explain it to anyone.

Charles Woodward: Mr. Douglass!
Hank: Ahh!
Charles Woodward: Good morning to you. It's so nice to see you again.
Hank: It is?
Charles Woodward: If it hadn't been for him, my wife wouldn't have hurt her shoulder. If she hadn't hurt her shoulder, we wouldn't have called you. And if we hadn't called you, her heart could have stopped beating.

Hank: Ev, one more thing.
Evan: What?
Hank: I think you were right.
Evan: Well now it is the best day ever. All right, well of course I was right. What was I right about?
Hank: Dad, he wants us in Florida.
Evan: So you want to go to the hearing?
Hank: Look, if Dad gets released, all right, he's gonna need some adult supervision escorting him back to the Hamptons, right?
Evan: Yes, you need to listen to me more.
Hank: Don't push it!

Hank: I've been thinking about our conversation the other day.

In episode 3x02 But There's A Catch, Paige started to ask Hank for medical advice but balked when Hank was reluctant to keep the information from Evan.