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Royal Pains: Rash Talk

Hank treats best friends who are starting their own business; Evan learns about his father's upcoming parole hearing and wants he and Hank to attend; Hank gets in the middle of a neighbor's dispute, treating members of both sides.

Episode Info

Episode number: 3x3
Production Number: RP303
Airdate: Wednesday July 13th, 2011


Guest Stars
Brooke DBrooke D'Orsay
As Paige Collins
David FontenoDavid Fonteno
As Dr. Redliner
Shiri ApplebyShiri Appleby
As Stella
Joanna GleasonJoanna Gleason
As Evelyn Woodward
David RascheDavid Rasche
As Charles Woodward
Greg HildrethGreg Hildreth
As Jerry Douglass
Main Cast
Mark FeuersteinMark Feuerstein
As Hank Lawson
Paulo CostanzoPaulo Costanzo
As Evan Roth Lawson
Jill FlintJill Flint
As Jill Casey
Reshma ShettyReshma Shetty
As Divya Katdare


Best friends Stella and Kate are celebrating the first step in starting their own business. Kate is wary, since Stella has been known to give up and quit other jobs, but Stella assures Kate that this will be different. They open some champagne to celebrate and Stella cuts herself on the wire wrapping...

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Episode Notes
Episode viewers (millions): 4.92

ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Paloma FaithSmoke & MirrorsWhile Stella is cleaning and trying on clothes
Tracy SpeuhlerIt's The Sound 

Episode Quotes
Stella: I know that I've been a little flaky in the past.
Kate: A little? You've never met a job you couldn't quit.
Stella: This is different, this is ours.

Hank: You're up early.
Evan: Hank, I'm just gonna say it. Sleeping on the couch, what's the word? Oh yeah, blows!
Hank: And that's why we're taking turns.

Divya: I want to make you guys a thank you dinner tonight.
Hank: Sounds great.
Evan: That's awesome, Divya. Such a good idea. (whispers to Hank) What if she cooks Indian food?
Hank: Okay, so if she were from Italy, would you assume she'd cook Italian?
Evan: Yes! And that would be awesome 'cause I love Italian.
Hank: Whatever she makes you will eat it, and you will like it.

Charles Woodward: You pushed me to the limit when my wife fell and hurt her shoulder cleaning up after your mutt!
Jerry Douglass: Cleopatra is a pure bred with papers, a four time runner up of the Westminster Kennel Club. She's been on Oprah!

Evan: Great! So we're not gonna be able to support my Dad at his parole hearing.
Paige: Maybe they'll bend the rules.
Evan: Yeah the Department of Justice is known for that.

Hank: I've been thinking about our conversation the other day. And uhhh, I made a list of internists in the area. Maybe one of them can help you with, you know, whatever it is you're dealing with.
Paige: You misunderstood, and I am late for a family thing, so if you could just tell Evan that I left, that would be great. And Hank, we don't ever need to talk about this again!

Divya: It is none of my business, but what is with all of this sneaking around?
Jill: Look, last summer Hank didn't know if he wanted to stay in the Hamptons, and this summer I don't know how long I'll be here, so I guess it's just easier this way.
Divya: How is this easier?
Jill: Because we don't have to explain it to anyone.

Charles Woodward: Mr. Douglass!
Hank: Ahh!
Charles Woodward: Good morning to you. It's so nice to see you again.
Hank: It is?
Charles Woodward: If it hadn't been for him, my wife wouldn't have hurt her shoulder. If she hadn't hurt her shoulder, we wouldn't have called you. And if we hadn't called you, her heart could have stopped beating.

Hank: Ev, one more thing.
Evan: What?
Hank: I think you were right.
Evan: Well now it is the best day ever. All right, well of course I was right. What was I right about?
Hank: Dad, he wants us in Florida.
Evan: So you want to go to the hearing?
Hank: Look, if Dad gets released, all right, he's gonna need some adult supervision escorting him back to the Hamptons, right?
Evan: Yes, you need to listen to me more.
Hank: Don't push it!

Episode References
Hank: I've been thinking about our conversation the other day.

In episode 3x02 But There's A Catch, Paige started to ask Hank for medical advice but balked when Hank was reluctant to keep the information from Evan.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorJohn P. Rogers  |  Andrew Lenchewski
Executive ProducerJeff Kwatinetz  |  Paul Frank  |  Rich Frank  |  Michael Rauch  |  Andrew Lenchewski
Co-Executive ProducerJon Sherman  |  Constance M. Burge  |  Carol Flint  |  Kerry Orent
ProducerKathy Ciric  |  Antonia Ellis (1)
Co-ProducerMark Feuerstein  |  Jessica Ball (2)  |  Irv Danesh
Consulting ProducerJack Bernstein
Associate ProducerMargo Johnston
Production DesignerRay Kluga
EditorCharles McClelland
CastingSteven Jacobs (2)  |  Bonnie Finnegan
Unit Production ManagerKathy Ciric
First Assistant DirectorRobert C. Albertell
Second Assistant DirectorBrendan Walsh (1)
MusicJames S. Levine
Music SupervisorOliver Hild  |  Alicen Catron Schneider
Costume DesignerCaroline Duncan
Key GripSal Lanza
Camera OperatorPeter Vietro Hannum  |  Oliver Cary
Set DecoratorRon Von Blomberg
Location ManagerMichael Fucci
Property MasterRuth Dipasquale
Construction CoordinatorRonnie A. Petagna Jr.
Production Sound MixerJohn McCormick (1)
Script SupervisorDeirdre Horgan Aska
Production CoordinatorBrette Billow
Script CoordinatorHelen Berger
Assistant EditorMarnee Meyer  |  Matthew S. Nickelson
Supervising Sound EditorLouis Bertini
Re-Recording MixerBob Chefalas
LeadmanChris Vogt
GafferSteve Ramsey
On-Line EditorPat Kelleher
Director of PhotographyJoseph R. Collins
Story EditorSimran Baidwan
Stunt CoordinatorCort Hessler
Production SupervisorPeter Sabat
Art DirectorMartin Fahrer
Assistant Production CoordinatorJohn Sesumi
ConsultantJohn P. Rogers
Makeup Department Head Francesca Buccellato
Art Department CoordinatorAlyson Wellins Lewin
Visual Effects SupervisorLuke DiTommaso
Main Title DesignRandall Balsmeyer  |  J. John Corbett
Production AccountantLynda Van Damm
Transportation CaptainSteven R. Hammond
Set DresserRobert Vogt  |  Bradley Klipp  |  Daniel K. Grosso
Casting AssociateCandice Alustiza
Original CastingSusie Farris
Post SupervisorSam Friedlander
ColoristRoger Doran
Assistant To The Executive ProducerCharlie Kessler  |  Teresa Ingram  |  Chris Luttrell  |  Priscilla Crowe  |  Laurie Ferneau
Assistant Costume DesignerMegan Kasperlik
Assistant AccountantErnesto Alcalde
Hair Department HeadAnna Hilton
Assistant Art DirectorRumiko Ishii
Digital Imaging TechnicianDavid Satin
Post CoordinatorPeter Tadros
Special Effects Make-upCraig Lindberg
Wardrobe SupervisorLaura Downing
Assistant Set DecoratorKate Foster (2)
Charge Scenic ArtistJoseph Garzero
Main Title Theme Performed ByThe Blue Van
"A" Camera First AssistantJohn R. MacDonald
Loop Group CoordinatorSondra James
Background CastingGrant Wilfley
"B" Camera First AssistantMalcolm A. Purnell
Transportation Co-captainPeter Clores
Background Casting AssociateJoanna Vanadia
Set Decoration PaMegan Day
Art Department PaMichael Damski
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