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Eddie: So, do you have any advice on how to survive in the clank?
Shaw: For starters, don't call it the clank.

Eddie: Well maybe you could introduce me to some of your friends.
Shaw: Friends?
Eddie: Yeah.
Shaw: Why would I make friends here? They're all a bunch of criminals.

Evan: I'm gonna propose to Paige, and I want to use Mom's ring.
Hank: (pauses, searching for words) That's great, Ev. Nah, I, I, think that's great.
Evan: Really? 'Cause you kinda took your time coming up with the word there.

Divya: Hamptons Heritage?
Marisa: It's a good hospital.
Divya: It is. I just imagined that Boris would prefer a state of the art suite with a world class OB.
Marisa: He did, and I ignored his preference, just like he ignored embracing his baby.

Hank: You're Eddie Lawson? (speaking to a young black man)
busboy: That's, that's what is says. (pointing to his name tag)
Nola: Let me guess, you're adopted?
Hank: Not so much.

Divya: Okay, wait, wait! Don't push now! Try not to push, okay?
Marisa: Umbilical cord?
Boris: What, what does that mean?
Marisa: The cord, it's around the neck.
Jill: Marisa, just try and relax, you're doing great.
Boris: Well cut it then!
Marisa: No!
Boris: Cut it for God's sake!
Marisa: No, I need it intact!
Boris: Don't listen to her, cut it!
Divya: Shh! We have to be calm in this situation. It's only looped once, I think I can... Okay I got it, I got it!

Ted: I don't know which one of my neighbors is your client, but you tell them they don't have to worry that an ex-con is going to lower their property value, Lawson is just visiting, he's not moving in.
Evan: But he is getting out of prison?
Ted: Well, maybe, maybe not, he can still do himself in, he usually does.

Hank: Shaw is a father?
Eddie: Oh yeah. He's got an adorable daughter named Gina but he doesn't know her very well because her mother thinks he's a bad influence. But I think ever since he's got his faith, he can turn that around. That's why he's going to Austin, to be with his kid.
Hank: So you're helping Shaw be a dad?
Eddie: Well you and Evan helped me get a second chance, so I thought I would help him get his.

Hank: You're naked! You're naked! (shielding his eyes)
Evan: It's a hot tub! And you're a doctor, shouldn't the human body be routine by now?
Hank: Not yours.
Evan: Pshh!
Hank: You're hunting accident?
Evan: What about it? Were you just checking out my ass?
Hank: Shaw doesn't have a rash on his back. They're scars, he was shot.
Evan: You totally were just checking my ass out! Not it's awkward!

Divya: Sir, I realize that my reaction earlier to your elevated blood pressure was overzealous, but...
Boris: Miss Katdare, today is not a day you need to defend your professionalism. Thank you. (cradling his son in his arms)

Ted: Hank, Evan?
Hank: I'm sorry, you know us?
Ted: No, thanks to him I don't.
Eddie: Oh that's rich, Dad.
Hank: I'm sorry, what did you just call him?
Eddie: Boys, meet Ted Roth, your grandfather.
Evan: What?
Hank: You said your father was dead.
Eddie: Well, dead to me. I told you I had something big to share with you.

Evan: Well it ain't exactly Oz, that's for sure.

Oz is a 1997 television series that chronicled the daily life inside a real prison.

Hank: You're hunting accident?

In episode 2x09 Frenemies, Evan is accidentally show in the behind by Paige's father while bird hunting.