Andy: I would like to borrow someone's watch. Ah, you sir. May I?
Hank: Yeah, um sure.
Andy: Ahhh. If you don't mind me asking, how much was the box of cereal that this came out of?
Andy: Are you really a doctor?
Hank: Watch and all, I'm afraid. Great trick.
Andy: Thank you, thank you. Only it didn't go exactly as I planned.
visual: Shows Hank the burn on his leg.
Andy: I'm afraid that's not the worst of my problems.
Evan: I have some new business. At the uhh party yesterday one of our HankMed promotional DVDs, somehow made it's way into a VIPP. That's a Very Important Person's Pocket.
Jill: Why didn't you tell Hank that you are doing shifts at the hospital?
Divya: Well I was going to, but then I thought why burden him? You know how he is, I mean he would want to help out.
Hank: I wish there was a fake Today show I could hire to interview him (Evan), then he'd stop.
Jill: You know, I have a friend in the Suffolk College media department, she might be able to arrange something like that. But wouldn't that be cruel?
Hank: Yeah, yeah it would. Let's call her.
Dr. Van Dyke: In spite of the ass backward way you went about it, you made me look good, and I'd like to say thank you.
Divya: You are welcome...
Dr. Van Dyke: I'd like to say thank you by buying you dinner. So, I'll let you know where and when. You can go now.
Hank: Evan that's the Today show!
Evan: Yes Hank, yes it is.
Hank: Why, how how how... what, what's going on?
Evan: You mean why is the Today show actually here as opposed to some slipshod prank you cooked up?
Hank: (subdued) Yes.
Hank: I only agreed to do it because I never believed you could make it happen.
Evan: Yeah, you pretty much don't believe anything I say I can do.
Evan: In spite of your objections Henry, HankMed must expand.
Hank: Look I know that's your plan, but what if it's not my plan? What if I'm comfortable with the way things are?
Evan: Umm, the way I remember it, you were comfortable back in Brooklyn in your boxer shorts watching Jerry Springer reruns, drinking beer at ten in the morning. You sure as heck didn't plan to be a concierge doctor either, or to live here, or to call it HankMed even! That was all me, Henry.