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Andy: I would like to borrow someone's watch. Ah, you sir. May I?
Hank: Yeah, um sure.
Andy: Ahhh. If you don't mind me asking, how much was the box of cereal that this came out of?

Andy: Are you really a doctor?
Hank: Watch and all, I'm afraid. Great trick.
Andy: Thank you, thank you. Only it didn't go exactly as I planned.
visual: Shows Hank the burn on his leg.
Andy: I'm afraid that's not the worst of my problems.

Evan: I have some new business. At the uhh party yesterday one of our HankMed promotional DVDs, somehow made it's way into a VIPP. That's a Very Important Person's Pocket.

Jill: Why didn't you tell Hank that you are doing shifts at the hospital?
Divya: Well I was going to, but then I thought why burden him? You know how he is, I mean he would want to help out.

Hank: Fine, Yes! Evan, if the real world somehow collides with your world and the Today show wants HankMed on it, yes I will do it!
Evan: Now was that so hard to say?

Hank: I wish there was a fake Today show I could hire to interview him (Evan), then he'd stop.
Jill: You know, I have a friend in the Suffolk College media department, she might be able to arrange something like that. But wouldn't that be cruel?
Hank: Yeah, yeah it would. Let's call her.

Dr. Van Dyke: In spite of the ass backward way you went about it, you made me look good, and I'd like to say thank you.
Divya: You are welcome...
Dr. Van Dyke: I'd like to say thank you by buying you dinner. So, I'll let you know where and when. You can go now.

Hank: Evan that's the Today show!
Evan: Yes Hank, yes it is.
Hank: Why, how how how... what, what's going on?
Evan: You mean why is the Today show actually here as opposed to some slipshod prank you cooked up?
Hank: (subdued) Yes.

Hank: I only agreed to do it because I never believed you could make it happen.
Evan: Yeah, you pretty much don't believe anything I say I can do.

Evan: In spite of your objections Henry, HankMed must expand.
Hank: Look I know that's your plan, but what if it's not my plan? What if I'm comfortable with the way things are?
Evan: Umm, the way I remember it, you were comfortable back in Brooklyn in your boxer shorts watching Jerry Springer reruns, drinking beer at ten in the morning. You sure as heck didn't plan to be a concierge doctor either, or to live here, or to call it HankMed even! That was all me, Henry.

Evan: God, this Pappy Van Winkle Family Reserve bourbon is so good!
Hank: I told you.

Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve bourbon is a commercially available bourbon distilled in Kentucky. This out of context reference to a commercial brand is obviously a paid for promotion in lieu of a standard commercial.

Evan: You were comfortable back in Brooklyn in your boxer shorts watching Jerry Springer reruns.

The Jerry Springer Show is a talk show for dysfunctional families to publicly air the sordid details of their lives. The show premiered in 1991.

Evan: Oh, I added some footage of the Jitney crash I found on Youtube. I am so grateful for that horrible, horrible accident.

In episode 3x01 Traffic, HankMed was present in town when an automobile collided with a tourist bus and their medical services were required.

Divya: The only way out of this is to pay back Raj's parents.

Divya's comment to Jill refers to episode 3x06 An Apple A Day, where Raj informed Divya that his parents expect Divya to repay them for the expenses they incurred for the aborted wedding.